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    That Same Old Two-Step

    Story written on March 18, 2007 by Speed_Racer.
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    Author Notes:

    Helena needs a good kick in the ass and Bette needs to be brought down a peg or two. One shot.

    “I’m sure everyone appreciated the effort you put in.”

    “Helena you look absolutely like shit. What’s going on with you? Alice told me you and your friend were fuc–playing poker tonight. Did things not go well?”

    Helena struggled a moment with the non-sequitar.

    “I’d really rather not talk about it,” Helena said at last looking down at her sneaker clad feet.

    Bette pursed her lips and shrugged.

    “Well you didn’t miss anything at my party. Except for Kit drinking again and you know what? I think Kit and Papi have some kind of…thing. I hope to God that I’m wrong about that.”

    “Thing? You think they’re involved?” Helena asked in apparent astonishment.

    “Maybe.”

    “Well…that would explain some things. Tasha mentioned that Papi had this look. That she was ‘sprung’ on some one. I never imagined Kit. She’s old enough to be Papi’s mother.”

    Bette scowled and finished her glass of wine.

    “You’re right. Hell, even old enough to be her grandmother. I can’t believe she was drinking in my house! Like I wasn’t going to say anything. She was doing so well too. I suppose I’m partially to blame since I didn’t tell her about Angus.”

    “My children were here last week and I sent them back home so that I could fly off to gamble with Catherine.”

    “That doesn’t sound like you,” Bette said glancing out of the corner of her eye at Helena. “You seemed if nothing else dedicated to your kids.”

    Helena sighed letting her head rest against the back of the couch.

    “I thought I was…”

    “So you gamble with Catherine? Is that all you two do?”

    “We have a lot of bloody fantastic sex.”

    Bette smirked.

    “Well that’s always a plus in my book.”

    “I hope it would be a plus in anyone’s book, Bette.”

    “Are you mocking me, Helena?”

    “Did it sound like mocking?”

    “It sounded like mocking.”

    “Then perhaps I was mocking you.”

    “Ah, I see.”

    “What?” Helena asked exasperatedly.

    “No. It’s okay. I get it.”

    “What?”

    “You can’t let sex lead you around, Helena. It’s not worth ruining your life over, just for physical pleasure.”

    “How about for companionship, warmth, friendship? Couldn’t I have that with Catherine, besides the wonderful sex?”

    “Do you have that with Catherine?” Bette asked skeptically.

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    6. Speed Racer, Nice story! I’ve been waiting about a month for the resolution to the cliffie from “Say It Like you Mean It.” This is a great Bette/Helena interlude and very possible. I just loved the way you let them bait each other in “Mean It.” Hope you haven’t given up on that one. I know it’s often hard to get to post when you have that real life thing going on, but hope you have time soon! Thanks for writing!!!!!!!!!!!!

    10. Hey SR, Great intro for what promises to be an interesting and humorous tale. Loved the ending as both gals stood shouting their respective mantras. I can’t wait until you continue this story as it illustrates your terrific talent. Many thanks, Your Loyal Fan.

    11. speedy hun, did I ever tell you that you ROCK! I mean, you could write a story about George W. and his teddy bear and I’d still be captivated by it! Awesome! I think this is the 2nd story you should continue (after Say It :p) Speaking about Say it. I’m VERY eagerly waiting for the next chapter ;)

    15. I haven’t read it yet but had to make comment. Thanks for the “crumb” I know it will be filling and thanks to JaneC for tipping me off on another site that Speed_Racer has posted a story. Now I will go read ;-)

    16. Thanks for the story. If only the writers of this show could have one tenth of the insight you have into Helena our favorite season 2 bitch. Great interaction between the two. Very much in character to both. Now I’ll go read it again about two three more times.

    19. is it wrong if i am a bette and tina fan and yet i also root for bette and helena? hmmmmm… nope.. great start speed.. hope to hear from your other stories soon..

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