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    The Cards Know Everything

     

    ‘You said uh-oh. And why are you backing out your car? We’re here’

     

    Oh so she did notice. Crap. ‘Its too full, I bet its packed inside’

     

    ‘Full??’ Helena gestured to the whole row of empty parking spaces in front of them. ‘What’re you doing? Just park here and lets go in. You’re right about yoga, its exactly what I need’

     

    Ooh but what’s inside isn’t quite what you need. She looked over at Helena, who was looking slightly livelier now. She parked the car and they both walked inside, making their way to the room.

     

    It wasn’t packed at all, and Helena started leading them to two mats next to a slinky brunette who sat with her head down. The woman looked up as they approached

     

    ‘Bette? What a nice surprise’ Helena did look quite surprised.

     

    Alice wasn’t. She exclaimed, nervousness making her voice loud and jittery ‘Yes indeedy what a nice surprise Bette! I didn’t know you did yoga! Wait, no, I do know you do yoga but I didn’t know you came here! Isn’t there another place closer to your place? Why are you here? Why didn’t you tell me?

     

    Bette flinched and held up her hand ‘Please Alice must you talk so much and so loudly? Its already so loud in here’

     

    The other two women raised their eyebrows, looking at a Bette who seemed a bit worse for wear

     

    ‘Are you alright Bette? You seem a little…well, intoxicated’ Helena held out her hand to help Bette up

     

    Alice, on the other hand, brightened up considerably. Now this is a Bette I can handle

     

    Bette grumbled as she took Helena’s hand and got up. ‘I’m not drunk, if that’s what you’re thinking.. its these pills I’m taking’ she shook her head an smiled weakly ‘they’re making me a little..’

     

    ‘Bitchy? Chatty?’ Alice interjected, smirking

     

    ‘..Unpredictable’ scowled Bette. ‘unfortunately, chatty is what its made you, I see’

     

    ‘Oh look, we’re about to start’ Helena took charge of the volatile situation ‘Alice you go over there and I’ll take this one next to Bette’

     

    They soon got caught up in the yoga. Bette stumbled a few times and swore a tad too loudly. Helena, for her part, was quite attentive to Bette. Alice started feeling a bit left out and spoke up

    Comments

    1. ok MY heart was racing by the end of that, it was amazing. No ? u have to continue, PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEAAASE continue. love your writing, eagerly awaiting your next installment. thank you.

    2. Vvitch Baby! Loved this fic! You’ve been mightly busy, I guess that means I can’t yell at you for not being on the thread!!!:) I know you’re going for one shots of these stories, but maybe one more part to this? Please? pretty please? one more chapter??

    3. I LAUGHED my ass off. That’s funny! “Alice was now almost jumping with frustration. Helenaaaaa come on!!!! Brunette! Artistic! Sexually changeable! AAAAARGH” HAHAHAHAHA

    4. Mindblowing vvitch! I can’t believe you haven’t continued this one! You must be reallllyyyy romantic babes…this chap just has sexual tension all over the place!

    5. Please, don’t stop with this story because it’s great and I love it. I can’n wait till next chapter. You make excellent work in here. I hope you’ll post soon =)

    6. PLEASE continue! I guessed when S3 premiered that it would be Bette and not Alice…I just interpreted “back to back and face to face” as that they were enemies and now they are friends or possible more!!!

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