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    The Cards Know Everything

    Story written on April 30, 2006 by vvitch.
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    Number of Comments: 16
    Words: 7701
    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=60663
    Author Notes:

    Tuesday ‘Fix It’ Challenge #1

     

    ‘So what’s with the pill-popping business Bette?’

     

    ‘Alice!’ reprimanded Helena.

     

    ‘No its alright, might as well get over with the Alice Inquisition while I’m feeling chatty. Its this thing with Henry. I don’t know what Tina sees in him, he’s so.. arrogant, and boorish and..cocky’ Bette stopped, considering her own choice of words ‘He’s everything I’m not..everything I can’t give her’

     

    ‘Oh no, Bette’ Helena voiced her opinion of the whole Tina-debacle. ‘Don’t be so hard on yourself. Tina’s just out of her mind, I think. I mean, who would let go of someone as gorgeous and incredible as you’  

     

    Oh great. Now I’ve seen everything. Bette letting all out and Helena flattering her

     

    ‘Really Helena?’ Bette smiled cheekily ‘I thought blondes were more your thing’

     

    Oh God. Bette must you bring that up again? Alice braced herself for an argument. It didn’t come. Huh?

     

    ‘Not anymore they’re not’ Helena was actually grinning, ‘I’ve moved on. And from brunettes too, I guess’

     

    ‘Oh that’s right. Dylan. Sorry. I heard about that’ Bette sympathised but deciding to make it lighter, she continued quite flirtatiously ‘Come on, we’re not all bad. Some of us do have some artistic talent, you’ve just started from the bottom of the barrel’

     

    Helena laughed.

     

    Something tinged in the back of Alice’s mind.

     

    The yoga instructor shot them a disapproving look ‘quiet please. Now stand back to back with the person next to you and..’

     

    Alice frowned as something in her brain clamoured to get her attention. It can wait. What can be more important as Bette flirting with Helena?? She used to hate that woman so much!

     

    As if on cue, Bette piped up as she bent forward, stretching Helena’s back ‘I can’t believe I used to hate so much! I mean, I even called you a vampire’

     

    ‘I think your pills might be helping this along’ Helena retorted, making Bette laugh.

     

    ‘Ladies. Please be quiet. Now stand, facing each other..’

     

    A light went up in Alice’s head. Back to ba.. ‘front-to-front!!!’ she exclaimed Helena I got it!!! she scrunched up her face, as if trying to transmit the thought to Helena.

     

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    8. ok MY heart was racing by the end of that, it was amazing. No ? u have to continue, PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEAAASE continue. love your writing, eagerly awaiting your next installment. thank you.

    10. Vvitch Baby! Loved this fic! You’ve been mightly busy, I guess that means I can’t yell at you for not being on the thread!!!:) I know you’re going for one shots of these stories, but maybe one more part to this? Please? pretty please? one more chapter??

    11. I LAUGHED my ass off. That’s funny! “Alice was now almost jumping with frustration. Helenaaaaa come on!!!! Brunette! Artistic! Sexually changeable! AAAAARGH” HAHAHAHAHA

    13. Mindblowing vvitch! I can’t believe you haven’t continued this one! You must be reallllyyyy romantic babes…this chap just has sexual tension all over the place!

    15. Please, don’t stop with this story because it’s great and I love it. I can’n wait till next chapter. You make excellent work in here. I hope you’ll post soon =)

    16. PLEASE continue! I guessed when S3 premiered that it would be Bette and not Alice…I just interpreted “back to back and face to face” as that they were enemies and now they are friends or possible more!!!

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