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    The L Wing chapter 199

     

    “My brilliant Bette “

     

    I move across and sit next to her – she smiles at me

     

    “You okay?”

     

    “Tired “

     

    “Someone keeps kicking you I believe “

    “Yes and they should have considered a career as a kicker for the Redskins “

     

    She laughs and touches my face

     

    “I am very lucky “

    “You are “

     

    “And how do you make that out? “

     

    “That I haven’t kicked you back “

     

    “Maybe if you do the next time we are in bed it might shock me so much that I will go into labour “

     

    “Stop teasing me “

    “I’m not “

    “You are – I’m the nervous wreck and you are just happily getting on with cooking and cleaning “

    “Its called nesting Bette “

    “Whatever – you sat on the sofa yesterday and watched 3 hours of cookery programs “

    “I love cookery programs “

     

    “I tried to watch an episode of “The Simpson’s “and couldn’t concentrate “

     

    “Maybe it was just a rubbish episode of “The Simpson’s “

     

    “Tina – you may be pregnant – I may love you more every second but some comments are heresy regardless of who says them “

     

    “Okay – sorry – there is no such thing as a bad episode of “The Simpson’s”

     

    “Correct – I blame your hormones “

     

    “Do you think Ella is going to become a Lisa or a Bart? “

     

    “A Lisa without a doubt “

     

    “Not a Selma maybe or Ned Flanders? “

    “TINA – stop it “

    “”Or Groundskeeper Willie? “

     

    “I can stop loving you very easily “

     

    She laughs and kisses me on the lips “Relax “

     

    “I wish people would stop saying that to me “

     

    “Well they wouldn’t say it if you weren’t so up tight “

     

    “I am uptight because you are so damn relaxed “

     

    “And what good would it do if I got all stressed? Would it help Ella? Would it make you feel any better? Would it make me go into labour “

     

    I lean against her shoulder and she holds me

     

    “I know it’s hard for you “she says softly

    Comments

    1. Firstly Ally congrats on the nomination justly deserved !!!! Nice chapter as per usual, I do have to agree with everyone here who have commented so far, please no drama ;-) lets just have a nice uncomplicated birth and a happy Bette and Tina, maybe after the birth an during the next 200 chapters you will be writing you can throw in a drama or two. please post real soon

    2. Congratulations yet again, Ally. I was going to suggest that if they had a spicy curry for dinner, the most appropriate film would be Blazing Saddles, but I guess that’s off now. And I’m so pleased to hear there’s a good form of diarrhea. After a nice infusion of caffeine I’m sure Bette will be all relaxed for the delivery. Any reference to Warner Bros. cartoons is welcome, and in that spirit, I say let’s go on with the show.

    3. Wonderful as always! congrats on the nominations, you deserve them. I was just strolling down memory lane today with someof your earlier chapters. these two have been through alot.

    4. Poor Lucy I know she just wanted to run when she saw Bette at the door. Now don’t take a page out of IC’s book with Ella’s birth. There is plenty of time left in Bette’s term for them to go through it but the birth of thier child is not one of them be gentle.

    5. Congrats on the nominations, Ally!! Now, I’m on my way to boil some water until the next chapter! LOL…isn’t what they always say in the movies?? Hurry up with the next chapter, girl!!!

    6. Tks for bringing out the magic trick under ur sleeve! (The Afgan Peace Talk Summit)You outdid the best magician, worldwide! Oh, and may I add: in such a clever and subtle way! Way to go, Ally! Now, we’re going to celebrate your 200 Chapter and welcome Ella, as all of us, the eager aunts -your fans- cheer up for her arrival! Tks again, mate!

    7. Oh I can’t wait for the baby to come! It’s been a long road, written beautifully, and I just can’t wait. Congrats on the nominations Mate, you deserve every one of ’em! *HUGS*

    8. DRAMA ? you are clearly mixing me up with the Allyemmerson who has been nominated as Drama Queen – thats my evil twin. and well done Kendra — that was October 2005 and the first story i wrote for the site – i LOVE Ella Fitzgerald – her voice is just perfect !!

    9. Please post as soon as possible! I soooo want to hear about Ella’s birth. You know I was wondering when you first dropped the name in wich story, Tina came home and found Bette in a very sexyoutifit with Ella Fitzerald playing in the backround. I found the answer this morning. Its was your story, Homecoming realisations, so I take it that maybe you’ve got a thing with one of jazz’s greatest voice?

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