Dana was still smiling when she came out of the bathroom. “Man I hope I’m around when some drunk, crazed fan rips open her shirt and asks you to sign her naked *****. Because I gotta say, Dane, this is pretty funny. So when that happens it ought to be hilarious.” Dana blushed even brighter and Shane laughed some more. “You better get used to it Fairbanks. It’s all part of being a superstar ***** tennis player.

Dana sat down on the bed. “That’s just it Shane. I’m not a superstar. I don’t even play that well.” Dana looked over at Shane genuinely puzzled over why anyone would want her to autograph any part of their body.

Shane walked over and sat next to Dana on the bed and put her arm around her friend. “Okay, Dana. I think that it’s time for you to realize that you are definitely great at tennis. You’ve been playing it forever. And even though you might not be the best, you are definitely one of the hottest players out there. And that definitely counts for something. Your like a ***** symbol now and the sooner you realize that the sooner you’ll be out there signing underwear. Now can we go have fun?”

The two of them got up off the bed and walked out of the room to join their friends. “You really think I’m hot?” Dana asked as they made their way to the elevators

“I swear I just left them here.” Shane said as the two women made their way through the crowd.

“Well, where could they have gone?” Dana asked. Shane motioned around to show Dana that there were about a million people around and that they could have been anywhere.

“Try to message them!” Dana yelled. Shane could barely hear her over the music so she took Dana’s hand and pulled her through the crowd out the door so that they could hear each other. “Try to message them.” Dana said when they got outside. Shane pulled out her cell phone and started typing in a message to Alice. And then the two of them waited for Alice to message them back.

Dana raised her eyebrows t Shane as the minutes ticked by. “Okay. I’m going to leave them a message to call us if they get it and then we are going to go back in there. Because we are at the biggest party in the world and we shouldn’t be standing out here.” Shane pulled her phone out again and set about leaving the other three a message.