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Author’s Note – We all need a little comfort in these uneasy times.
Hope you enjoy this next selection in the Tibette Collection series.
Just a little weekend fun.
Hopefully I got my math right & it all adds up!!!
Please enjoy & thanks for reading.
One sunny late morning in their brownstone in NYC after recovering from a rather arduous love making session, Bette and Tina were relaxing in their living room. Angie had spent Saturday night at a friend’s house and it was just the couple. Both women reading different sections of the Sunday New York Times newspaper as they sipped her morning mugs of coffee.
“Hey T, listen to this.” Bette called over to her wife.
“What hon?” Tina’s voice carried over the page of the newspaper she was reading.
“How many kisses have you given to the woman you love in your life?” Bette reads the headline and continues. “Man claims he has planted 1 million kisses on his wife in his life. He wants to be listed in the Guinness Book of World Records for most prolific kisser.”
“1 million?” Tina asks, her interest peaked. “Uh, how old is this guy?”
“Article claims he’s 59 years old.”
“So he’s older than us.”
“Yeah.” Bette ponders the answer.
Tina waited, she knew exactly what Bette was thinking and going to say next. She knew the wheels were turning in that beautiful head of her wife.
“Babe how many do you think we’ve shared?”
“Oh, maybe a thousand or so.” Tina grins behind her newspaper, teasing her wife.
“Tina.” Bette drops her open newspaper onto her lap and looks at her wife over the rim of her reading glasses. Bewilderment on her face. “Honestly, that’s you answer?’
“Well…” Tina lowers her section of the paper and looks over at her wife with an amused expression on her face. “How many do you think we’ve shared?”
“Yes, without a doubt.” Bette folds her section of the paper and lays it on the floor beside her. “Probably several million.”
“Impressive.” Tina nods, titling her head and taking in Bette’s answer. “What are you basing your estimate on?”
“Well…” Bette walks over to the kitchen island and picks up a notepad, pencil and calculator and brings it over with her as she sits next to Tina on their couch. “I can probably calculate the number in a few minutes.”