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    The Tibette Collection – How Many Kisses in a Day???? – Part 1

    “Huh?”

    “B, you’re 45 right now. Add 14 years to get to 59 years old and calculate those 14 years too to add to the total.”

    “Oh. Right. Right.”

    Tina smiles over at her wife. Her genius wife.

    “What did you come up with?”

    “Sooooo.” Bette adds the other years to the original number she got and now has the true comparison totals. “Looks like the actual number would be …”

    Tina looks hopefully at her wife, her brows raised.

    “So that would be another 817,600.

    “Great. Add them both up hon.”

    “So…Absolute final total is now…..” Bette checks her math again and proudly announces – ” 1,704,550 kisses!”

    Tina smiled at the brunette.

    Her brunette.

    Imagine kissing Bette Porter that many times in your life.

    Sign me up, she thought.

    “So honey, you’ll have far more than that guy by the time you’re his age.”

    “Yes!” Bette said excitedly. “Maybe I should contact Guinness.”

    “Maybe.”

    “You think?”

    “No.” Tina took the notepad, pencil and calculator out of her wife’s hands and places them on the coffee table in front of them.

    “No?” Bette’s a bit confused. “But I’ll have more than him T.”

    “Yes, babe you will.” Tina pulls the brunette towards her as she leans back into the cushions of the couch.

    “I’ll give you credit for helping me be the record holder.” Bette tells her wife as she positions herself over Tina. Their bodies coming together their full length. Pressing into each other.

    “Well I was thinking we need to go for the all- time record that no one could ever match.”

    “Really?” Bette grins down at her wife as she bushes some strands of hair from Tina’s face.

    “Yeah, really.”

    “And what did you have in mind Mrs. Porter Kennard?”

    “Was thinking that we need to increase our output every day.” Tina traces Bette’s facial features with her finger.

    “Oh yeah?”

    “Yeah.”

    “And uh, when did you want to start this new output goal?” Bette wraps her arms around her wife.

    “Now would be good.” Tina whispers as their lips are millimeters apart.

    “Did you have a number in mind?”

    “Was thinking we need to get to at least 3 million babe.”

    “I’ll have to do the math on that.”

    “Later babe, Later.” Tina brushes her lips gently over her wife’s. “We have the rest of our lives to practice.”

    “That we do T.” Bette leans down to kiss Tina back, getting lost in her wife’s passion. “That we do . . .”

     

    Next Up – Part 2

    Comments

      • Hi Bibi,

        You’re first on the comment trail today!!

        Thanks for the brightening my day too!!!!

        Glad you enjoyed it!!!

        Continue to stay safe my friend.

        Collins

      • Hey Billy,

        This story actually stemmed from a scene I was going to include in another short story. This was marked to be just a paragraph in that story & then I thought – ‘this could be more than just a couple of sentences’.
        So I flushed it out more & tried to give it a light, funny side.

        Thanks for reaching out.

        Enjoy the weekend.

        Collins

      • Hey Jane,

        I looked it up – a number less than zero is called – NEGATIVE INTEGERS!!!!!!!!!

        Like zero, zilch, zippo, none – 00000000000000000000000 to the edh degree!!!!!!!!!!!!

        I KNOW i won’t be EVER writing that story!!!!!!

        Thanks for reaching out & glad you enjoyed the story.

        Collins

      • Hi K,

        So glad you thought the story was good. Just kinda flowed & before I knew it, there it was.

        Have a 2 part story on the board for the next time.

        Thanks a bunch & keep safe.

        Collins

    1. Ah, sweet chapter. Thanks Collins for making our day seem a little bit brighter. We can all breathe a little easier knowing writers like you will give us hope!!

      Love how they tease each other – just great.

      Thanks

      • Hey Kira,

        Happy to know I helped make your day a little better.

        We have some really great writers posting right now & all the stories are so rich with telling great Tibette stories.

        They do interact so well together.

        Thanks & look forward to see you on the next post.

        Collins

      • Hey SG,

        The doctors are very busy right now, but I will gladly fill in when I can to bring some joy & fun to the site.

        Glad you enjoyed it – those kisses just keep adding up!!!!

        Take care of yourself over your way.

        Thanks so much.

        Collins

      • Hi Cathy,

        Thanks for reaching out. There are so many little bits of info about this fabulous couple to compose stories about.

        Glad you enjoyed it & be ready for more to come.

        Happy Holidays.

        Collins

      • HIya Sharon,

        Thanks for commenting. We all need little pick me ups to brighten our days & get a brief reprieve from all the stress & gloom somedays.

        Working on a 2 part short story now.

        Thanks again & take care.

        Collins

    2. Geezers! How’d you come up with this cute diddy?!!! We knew the challenge was on once Bette read that someone else claimed to love kissing their spouse more than she!!! She wasnt havin’ it!

      • Hey D,

        As I mentioned, the idea for this was just a little explanation inside another short story & it just took off & developed a life of its own.

        Bette is never one to back away from any challenge!!!

        Glad to enjoyed it!!!

        Collins

    3. This was awesome. Just what we needed this week!!!!

      I like the logical Bette, the way she thinks. And Tina just loves to tease her & get her going.

      But Bette always has to be the best, no matter what the challenge.

      Thanks for this, really liked it.

      • Hey JW,

        Just a little pick me up to brighten the day & ease the disappointment of the GQ news.

        Bette can never allow herself to be bested in anything, especially the love department!!!
        And Tina comes through in the end with the final solution to get the total numbers they need!!

        Thanks for your support.

        Collins

      • Hey Z,

        You make an excellent point about others counting for more than others!!!

        So true.

        And these 2 certainly had memorable kisses in OG!!!!!!

        Thanks for reading.

        Have a great week.

        Collins

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