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Underway Ships Colors – Chapter 2

“Yes ma’am, “they all say in unison.
“That is the perfect example as to why when you’re standing watch to be extra careful especially since its matting season.” Her statement caused everyone to cheer slapping high fives with one another.
“That’s what I’m talking about!”
“I knew I was going to like this ship the USS Freak-Nasty!”
“Can’t wait to get laid I’m on the freak ship battleship……..I’m on the freak ship battleship, “someone happily sang.
“Okay, okay that’s enough put your clits back in your pants ladies that’s not what I meant, its matting season for whales which is why you have to be very alert.”
“Oh, “they all say in unison in a disappointing tone.
“Is there anything else that needs to be discussed before my meeting and sea anchor detail?”
“Uh chief can we get in a game of Call of Duty right quick before we deploy, “Martinez ask.
“Fine, if anybody needs me I’ll be in my stateroom watching Zeus & Roxanne,” she says before walking away but quickly pauses to listen to the announcement being passed.
(LTJG Williams your presence is requested in the Command Master Chiefs office)
“Good grief what now, “she mumbles to herself.
Captains Stateroom…..(there’s a knock at the door)
“Who is it?”
“It’s me Bette, I mean lady ma’am, captain, your majesty, I meant your royal highness, Queen B, ruler of Zamunda, —–.”
“Alright……alright, “she says opening the door, “Enough with the jokes.” Stepping aside she allows Kit in then closes the door behind her. Taking a seat at her desk Kit joins her sitting adjacent from her. Looking around she was impressed with her stateroom.
“This is nice all that’s missing is the rolling out of the red carpet and some TMZ photographers.”
“Don’t hate it causes wrinkles.”
“I’m not hating not at all I’m proud of you.”
“Yeah, Kit I finally did it I’m excited and at the same time nervous I need everything to run smoothly my success can pave the way for other women in the military too.”
“Yeah well you definitely did your thing, “she says pausing, “Now I know you didn’t call me all the way up here to talk about commanding this ship? Is this about Olsen? Look before you even start in on me she started it and I finished it.”
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Hey what a crew, and what a surprise will receive Bette when she finds out Tina is there too, we’ll see what the mating season brings to this boat (I mean for the whales and other sea creatures). Very nice chapter, waiting for the update.
I really enjoy this story, very funny written.
Loved this one line : “By the power invested in me I know pronounce you Tina Kennard BLOCKED & DELETED from my life you may now kiss my ass, “she says while hitting the enter button.
That my dear Captain Bette Porter is not in your power.
Looking forward to the next update!
I can’t recall reading any other stories by you, but if this is any indication of your style of writing I must go back and find them, this is hysterical. I feel Bette deserved the bird poop in the mouth and Tina must be going deaf, I was crying reading those scenes, too damn funny. So I am guessing Stef hit her head watching Lena. I am so loving this, thanks for posting it.
Bette does not admit she still has feelings for Tina.
When you see Tina, you can be sure that you will need a real doctor .. lol
All Stars.
Note: Actualizing this story)