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Underway Ships Colors – Chapter 2
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“Olsen? What happened with Olsen?”
“Uh, nothing, “she says slightly stuttering thankful she had no idea what she was talking about, “It’s no big deal.”
“Okay if you say so, “she says reaching for a pen then throwing it at her.
“Ouch! What was that for!?”
“You were supposed to call me last night what happened?”
“Oh, yeah about that, “she says rubbing her arms where the pen hit her, “I had some unexpected company stop by if you know what I mean.”
“Oh please spare me the details I just ate.”
“What I wasn’t going to say anything we just played poker and well it lasted a little longer than I expected.”
“Poker? You don’t even play poker and you better not be talking about who I think you’re talking about besides you said he sucks in bed.”
“He does but the way I look at it poker if you don’t have a good partner you better have a good hand or tongue in his case, “she says waving her eyebrows up and down smiling at her.
“I think I just threw up in my mouth.”
“For what I didn’t even say anything!?”
“Where you drinking?”
“What are you serious? No! And why are you giving me that look someone gives when there stuck in line behind someone buying lottery tickets?”
“Kit?”
“Funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers and 7 shots in 2 hours go down like a fat kid on a see saw!”
“KIT!!!!”
“No, Bette I didn’t drink and look I know I’ve made some mistakes in the past but can you please stop monitoring me like a prison phone call?”
“Okay….okay fine.”
“Okay!”
“Fine.”
“Fine!”
“Good, “she says smiling but it quickly faded, “Now did you get it?”
“Yeah, I got it, “she says reaching into her uniform pulling out a clear bag then handing it to her opening the bag she stares down at the bracelet.
“How is she?”
“Uh, she was fine up until I told her the reason for my visit.”
“And?”
“She had a message for me to give you.”
“Really? What is it?”
“She wanted me to tell you hold on for a sec, “she says removing a small folded up piece of paper from her pocket, “And I quote along with praying for goodwill, world peace, and unity amongst all she also prays you get sand in your vagina so all crabs will feel more at home—–and quote.”
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Hey what a crew, and what a surprise will receive Bette when she finds out Tina is there too, we’ll see what the mating season brings to this boat (I mean for the whales and other sea creatures). Very nice chapter, waiting for the update.
I really enjoy this story, very funny written.
Loved this one line : “By the power invested in me I know pronounce you Tina Kennard BLOCKED & DELETED from my life you may now kiss my ass, “she says while hitting the enter button.
That my dear Captain Bette Porter is not in your power.
Looking forward to the next update!
I can’t recall reading any other stories by you, but if this is any indication of your style of writing I must go back and find them, this is hysterical. I feel Bette deserved the bird poop in the mouth and Tina must be going deaf, I was crying reading those scenes, too damn funny. So I am guessing Stef hit her head watching Lena. I am so loving this, thanks for posting it.
Bette does not admit she still has feelings for Tina.
When you see Tina, you can be sure that you will need a real doctor .. lol
All Stars.
Note: Actualizing this story)