“Yeah, you can tell she can handle her own she’s tough around the edges yet feminine.”

“We will be in a four team watch rotation, while on watch I expect for you all to be diligent and stand your watches properly, meaning no playing Call of Duty while on watch Martinez.”

“What? I was preparing for war ma’am, “she says defensively.

“Look when you’re standing watch its important you pay attention we don’t need another national incident to occur that cost the U.S. government millions in fines.”

“Oh, I know what you’re talking about ma’am, “OS2 Washington says.

“Incident? What incident!?”

“Oh, ET3 Pauly you were still in boot camp when it happened but it was wild!”

“What happened, “she asks.

“Okay, no..no..no there’s no need to re-tell the story it——–.”

“So, the U.S.S. Dildo Gaggins pulled into the Boston Harbor for fleet week, “she begins excited to tell the story, “And I mean it was this huge event, I mean they had the press waiting on the pier, the locals were there, the mayor, and even the cast of Cheers.”

“I thought they were dead, “someone says under their breath.

“Okay, everything sounds fine to me I don’t understand why they were fined?”

“Washington!” LTJG Williams yells but is ignored once again.

“Just a sec ma’am, so everyone is celebrating having a good time and as the U.S.S. Dildo Gaggins pulls closer to shore the crowd slowly begins to go silent, when the ship got dockside everyone on the pier had their mouths wide opened in shock. Parents had their hands over there kids eyes and the mayor had fainted passed out right there on the ground all 10,000 pounds of him.”

“OMG, what happened!?”

“There stuck to the bow (front) of the ship was a grey whale calf barely clinging to life crying out for help.”

“Awwwww how sad!”

“That’s cold, “STG Harris says.

“We killed Free Willy, “ET3 Pauly says making a cross against her chest distraught over the news.

“No, Willy was a Killer Whale.”

“Oh, rest in peace Flipper poor…poor Flipper.”

“Flipper was a dolphin.”

“Whale Rider?”

“Nope, I think that was a blue whale.”

“Harambe?”

“Uh, he was a gorilla.”

“Well, shit what about——-.”

“Enough, what the hell, “Officer Williams yells in disgust, “This isn’t Animal Planet the next person who suggest one more damn animal will be standing double watches understood!”