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Underway Ships Colors – Chapter 2
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“What in the Bunny Ranch hell is this!? Floyd!” There laying on the ground was a queen sized Pokémon blanket, a Pikachu and Charizard Halloween mask, two empty sour apple four loko cans, and in the corner were the pair of missing night vision goggles.
“Okay, so like I was trying to explain to you earlier when I arrived on the quarterdeck I had a visitor right and—–.”
“Who the hell was it!? Kim!? Kourtney!? Khloe!? Hell Kris!!!?”
“My girlfriend.”
“Damn, Floyd, “GM3 Johnson says picking up the Pickachu mask, “What type of anime freak shit are you and your girl into!?”
“Floyd in the words of the great Missy Elliot get ur freak on, get ur freak on, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur, get ur, freak on.” Chief Fosters face was Flaming Hot Cheetos red she was pissed!
“You better start explaining and fast!”
“Okay, well I had to stand duty the last day we were in port and my girl wanted to play Pokémon Go one last time before I left and well——.”
“Got to catch e’m all huh Floyd?”
“Romeo enough!”
“Sorry chief.”
“I’m sorry she was looking and smelling good I couldn’t help myself you know I’m weak!”
“You know who else is weak your guardian angel who along with you are going to find themselves standing in the unemployment line trying to help you catch a Jobi-saur or a Career-ichu!”
“Chief I really am sorry!”
“Uh, chief, “Romero says picking up the goggles from the ground, “What do you want me to do with these?”
“Take them back down to the armory then disinfect them there’s a can of Black Flag sitting next to the computer use that.”
“Roger that chief, “she says leaving the space.
“Floyd, I have a meeting in officers country soon when I get back you better have this pornhub playpen cleaned and sterilized when I return do you understand!?”
“Yes chief, “she says know standing directly in front of her so close she could smell her breath, “I really am sorry!”
“Clean it up I mean it, and when you get done brush your teeth you have cum breath, “she says before walking out.
Ships Store…..
“Snickers, Mars Bar, Junior Mints, Twix, Butter Fingers, Almond Joy, Hersheys, M&M’s plain and with peanuts, Skittles, Reeses Pieces, Kit Kats, 3 Musketeers, Heath Bars, Mounds, and Reeses Peanut Butter Cups all here and accounted for.” Grabbing a few snicker bars she begins placing them on a rack to be displayed in the ships store. While grabbing the Butter Fingers next she heard the door open.
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Hey what a crew, and what a surprise will receive Bette when she finds out Tina is there too, we’ll see what the mating season brings to this boat (I mean for the whales and other sea creatures). Very nice chapter, waiting for the update.
I really enjoy this story, very funny written.
Loved this one line : “By the power invested in me I know pronounce you Tina Kennard BLOCKED & DELETED from my life you may now kiss my ass, “she says while hitting the enter button.
That my dear Captain Bette Porter is not in your power.
Looking forward to the next update!
I can’t recall reading any other stories by you, but if this is any indication of your style of writing I must go back and find them, this is hysterical. I feel Bette deserved the bird poop in the mouth and Tina must be going deaf, I was crying reading those scenes, too damn funny. So I am guessing Stef hit her head watching Lena. I am so loving this, thanks for posting it.
Bette does not admit she still has feelings for Tina.
When you see Tina, you can be sure that you will need a real doctor .. lol
All Stars.
Note: Actualizing this story)