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Underway Ships Colors – Chapter 2
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“Hello ma’am before we deploy I wanted to personally come and introduce myself I am PN1 (Personnelman) Al-Lowe-Vera and I will be your personal assistant for the next six months.”
“I’m sorry did you say your last name was Aloe Vera?” She asks hoping she heard her wrong.
“Uh, no ma’am it’s Al-Lowe-Vera.”
“Aloe Vera.”
“No, Al-Lowe-Vera.”
“Aloe Vera, “she repeats with a confused look on her face.
“Al-Lowe-Vera.”
“Like Aloe Vera the plant?”
“More like Al-Lowe-Vera the descendant of Snooki Prince Al-Lowe-Vera he was my great-great-great grandfather.”
“You come from royalty?”
“Nope, Bakersfield, CA, “she says smiling extra giggity. Given the nature of the conversation as far as she was concerned PN1 was maybe a little oh what’s the word………off!
“PN1 Aloe—-I’m sorry Al-Lowe-Vera are you on any drugs? Medication?”
“Oh no ma’am I wouldn’t dare defile my body with such toxic chemicals it’s like the John Meyer says my body is a wonderland and I treat it as such.”
“Good, that’s nice to hear, “internally she was grateful but her gut told her this chick was crazy!
“With the exception of sucking on my uncles truck exhaust tail pipe to absorb the fumes to control my asthma nope I am officially drug——-.” Before she could complete her sentence the door slammed shut in her face.
“Ma’am if there’s anything you need remember I’m just a phone call way, “she yells through the door.
“Yeah, a phone call away from a 5150 psychiatric hold, ” she says to herself. Returning to unpacking her things she hears another knock at the door and reluctantly opens it.
“Al-Lowe-Vera what the hell, “she mouths to herself but was surprised to see another unfamiliar face.
“Yes?”
“Hello ma’am my name is SH2 C-Jah (Ships Serviceman) I am here to give you your laundry schedule and inform you your personal wash days will be Tuesdays and Fridays. Whatever you need clean please place in your knit bag and place it outside your stateroom and I personally will come by to collect it.” After introducing herself she saw her lips moving but heard nothing she said.
“Uh, I think I am hearing things today what did you say your name is again?”
“SH2 C-Jah ma’am.”
“SH2 Seizure?”
“No, C-Jah.”
“Seizure like when your eyes roll into the back of your head and you go into convulsions seizure?”
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Hey what a crew, and what a surprise will receive Bette when she finds out Tina is there too, we’ll see what the mating season brings to this boat (I mean for the whales and other sea creatures). Very nice chapter, waiting for the update.
I really enjoy this story, very funny written.
Loved this one line : “By the power invested in me I know pronounce you Tina Kennard BLOCKED & DELETED from my life you may now kiss my ass, “she says while hitting the enter button.
That my dear Captain Bette Porter is not in your power.
Looking forward to the next update!
I can’t recall reading any other stories by you, but if this is any indication of your style of writing I must go back and find them, this is hysterical. I feel Bette deserved the bird poop in the mouth and Tina must be going deaf, I was crying reading those scenes, too damn funny. So I am guessing Stef hit her head watching Lena. I am so loving this, thanks for posting it.
Bette does not admit she still has feelings for Tina.
When you see Tina, you can be sure that you will need a real doctor .. lol
All Stars.
Note: Actualizing this story)