“I think that’s the worse advice I have ever heard in my life, “LTJG Sowder says whispering to herself.

“I’m speaking from my own experiences.”

“Is she cute, “EN2 Van Dyke asks.

“I mean yeah.”

“Either she is or she isn’t?”

“I mean she doesn’t look like a sea donkey if that’s what you’re asking!”

“Oh, so she’s a nightwalker.”

“Nightwalker what the hell does that mean!?”

“It means she’s cute but not cute enough to take out during the day so you only take her out at night, “Chief McCutheon says.

“I’ve dated plenty of those, “ENSN Gilmore says shaking her head in shame.

“No, we go out during the day all the time look there’s nothing wrong with how she looks it’s just she says one thing and does the complete opposite I just don’t want to get played or feel like I’m wasting my time.”

“I know how you feel, “Adams says, “It’s like when you play Super Mario Brothers you go through all that fighting to get to the end only to get a thank you but our princess is in another castle complete bullshit.” Chief McCutcheon had completely blocked all of them out except for EN1 Braig who was now seductively sucking on her index finger.

“Chief so what should I do, “Spitznazel asks but failed to get an answer, “Chief?”

“Oh yeah, “she says finally snapping out of that I want to lay you in that zombie position and get you alive trance.

“Okay, look maybe you’re not being played at all maybe you’re in love, “LTJG Sowder says hearing the word love Chief McCutcheon begins to choke hysterically.

“Water…..I need water, “she says while someone patted her on the back.

“Here you go chief, “taking the water she gulps it down like a fish, “Don’t you ever no scratch that don’t let me hear any of you ever use that blasphemous word in my presence again, that word almost killed me just now!”

“No disrespect ma’am but she’s not in love.”

“How do you know?”

“Because love shouldn’t have you questioning whether you’re in love or not.”

“And it shouldn’t have you taking antibiotics either, “EN3 Parker says scratching the crouch area of her pants only to have everyone stare at her in disgust.