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    Underway Ships Colors – Chapter 3

    “Yeah, it’s good to see you too Kit.”

    “TINA!!!!?”

    “In the flesh, “she says shrugging her shoulders sarcastically.

    “What are you doing here!?”

    “Uh, well funny you should ask you see one day while I was searching through the butt sex with fish squirrels ads I stumbled across a job looking to hire a proctologist and well since I have four years of experience in dating an asshole who better qualified for the position than me…….and welp here I am.”

    “Okay….okay, I get the point, “she says finally taking a seat.

    “Kit!”

    “Look, Tina I swear I didn’t know I’m still in shock seeing you sit across from me!”

    “This can’t be happening to me, “she says covering her face with her hands, “Whoever did voodoo on my love life thank you I get it you can chill I’ve learned my lesson!?”

    “Oh come on now this too shall pass.”

    “Yeah, pass like a kidney stone!”

    “Look the day I went over your house I was only there to get the bracelet back it’s been four months since you two broke up I mean how in the hell was I supposed to know you two would get stationed on the same ship!?”

    “Ughhhhhhhhhh, “she says releasing her frustration, “Six whole months!”

    “I know it sounds like a death sentence but maybe you two can use this time to work things out.”

    “Work things out?”

    “Yes.”

    “Work things out!?”

    “Yes.”

    “WORK THINGS OUT?”

    “Yes, Tina!”

    “Getting back with Bette would be it like buying back my own shit from a garage sale thanks but no thanks.”

    “Look maybe you’ll change your mind when you see—-.”

    “Oh, I already seen her, “she says cutting her off, “And trust me things got pretty ugly.”

    “Really when?”

    “During the pre-deployment brief when she walked through the door she was just as disgusted to see me as I was her if it wasn’t for Dana we would still be in officer’s country agrui——.”

    “Wait…wait I’m sorry if it wasn’t for who?”

    “Dana.”

    “Dana….Dana?”

    “Yup.”

    “Dana Fairbanks?”

    “Myself, Bette, you, and Dana are all stationed on this ship……hey what are doing?”

    “Looking for my medication, “she says pulling out a few drawers then closing them.

    “When you did you start taking medication? Well, I have seen you lately I guess a lot can happen in 4 months.”

    “Ahhhhhh, there it is, “she says placing it on her desk.

    “Kit!”

    “Don’t judge me……. all four of us together for six months I deserve my medicine and look forward to refilling my prescription when I run out care for some  ?”

    “Make it a double.”

    “Coming right up, “she says pouring the Vodka in two shot glasses, “Cheers!”

    “Somewhere a country is missing their ruthless, demanding, dictator, and I’m stuck over here on a ship forced to serve with one for six months……yeah cheers, “she says sarcastically before chugging down her shot.

    (Now muster all sea and anchor detail and prepare the ship to get underway)…..is passed over the announcing system.

    “You have been summoned.”

    “Yeah…..yeah, I’m going darn I just thought about it I still have Bette listed as my emergency contact I need to change it before something happens like twisting my ankle and she’d be like pull the plug.”

    “Wait before you go, “she says standing up giving her a hug, “Try to think positive.”

    “There is nothing positive about this whole situation.”

    “I see your point well look at this way we’re going to have so much fun in hell together.”

    TBC

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      • You put a smile on my face! Thank you!

        I really love the funny interaction, it is so crazy.

        And Dana, she stole my heart, i think she will be my favourite character, besides Bette and Tina ofcourse.

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