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What If – 14 (B)
Kit: Yeah, how do I file a complaint!?
Customer Service Lady: You could but we don’t care.
Kit: Ughhhhhh—-[she yells out in frustration] there has to be someone else I can talk—–!
Kit: [cutting her off] Uh, ma’am sorry to cut you off but my lunch break starts in 20 seconds so if there is nothing else I can assist you with good bye and thank you for choosing Bunghole Wireless Cellular.
Kit: [hearing the dial tone] I know she didn’t just hang—-Hello!? Hello!? That’s what I get for signing up through Craigslist!
Getting out of her car, she searches in her purse for the separate set of eyes to enter her home. As she approached her door the hair on the back of her neck suddenly stood at attention, she wasn’t alone.
Kit: I have mace, a stun gun, a dog whistle, and a vibrating rabbit I’m warning you robbing me will be the biggest mistake of your life! Do yourself a favor and just come on out before I go all Kill Bill on your ass!!!!! [as the lights on her outside motion detectors flickered on the person finally revealed themselves] Tina?
Tina: [wiping her face with her sleeve] Hey.
Kit: [from the tone of her voice she knew something was wrong]
Tina: [wiping her face with her sleeve] I shouldn’t be here but I didn’t know where else to go.
Kit: Hey, it’s okay.
Tina: [shaking her head] No, it’s not!
Kit: [turning her head sees her small overnight bag laying on the porch] Did you and Bette have a fight?
Tina: [begins to cry uncontrollably]
Kit: Okay….[she says pulling her into a hug] it’s going to be okay.
Tina: Oh Kit!!!!
Kit: [breaking the hug] Come on let’s get you inside.
Tina: [remained still]
Kit: Tina?
Tina: I really shouldn’t be here I should go. [she says before reaching for her bag]
Kit: How did you get here? [she did not see her car parked anywhere]
Tina: I drove my car.
Kit: Your car?
Tina: Yes, I parked it down the street in the alley.
Kit: [finally understanding] You don’t want Bette to know where you are?
Tina: Just, act like you didn’t see me okay?
Kit: Tina, I’m armed and dangerous don’t make me mace you! Now, it’s almost 1 o’clock in the morning you’re not going anywhere I will drag you inside this house myself if I have too!
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OMG SKUNKPU80, i missed you!!!
I was so excited when i recieved a notification that you posted a chapter.
I wish you too a save and enjoyable New Years.
About the story, it seems that they are all having big trouble in their relationships. It is sad. I worry about Tina and Bette. What Bette said was indeed very hurtfull, but i can understand it. Since her job offer to China, Tina encouraged her to go and was willing to let them be apart for a long time and now she has the opportunity to go to Atlanta. I know she didn’t plan this, but i can see Bette’s point of view. They need to talk and sort this mess up before it totally comes to the point of them moving on and splitt for good.
Thank you so much for for this incredible story!
Heeeeyy Bibi!!!!! Missed you too! I started a new job and don’t have as much free time as I used too but I’m making it a priority to post my story stories sooner, as always thanks for the support and hope you have a safe New Year! 2018!!!!!!!!!
OK SKUNKPU80
Over the Festive Period I have read, and thoroughly enjoyed, all 16 Posts of this great Story.
I am now quite desperate for the next post please as you have left my absolute favourite couple, Bette and Tina, in a bad place. So could we perhaps have a New Year gift of another post from you, please.
Love the way you write these Characters, you have me crying with laughter one minute and sadness a few pages later.
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Thank you for your writing,
I wish you and yours a Happy Healthy and Peaceful New Year,
Thank you for following this story!!!!!! One thing I can say about Bette and Tina no matter what they go through they always find a way to work things out no matter what. I hope you have a safe and enjoyable Happy New Year too! I hope to post a follow up soon.
Hi,
Happy New Year – any chance of another post?
SG
Hi Skunk:
Very interesting chapter, apparently, Lara is breaking with Dana, and this one has to deal with her feelings.
I don’t know where Alice feelings are.
Bette really screwed up hard, well I hope the reconciliation would be as intense as the fight
OMG, the Wicked Witch of the West (Jenny) is back, I hope she’ll fall in the piranha’s nest.
Thanks for this wonderful chapter, pps
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