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    What If – Chapter 15

    Story written on April 23, 2018 by SkunkPU80.
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    Dana: Piranha fighting? Shane: Yup. Dana: [still confused] Like dog fighting? Shane: I guess. Dana: What in the river monster someone call PETA hell!? Shane: That’s Jenny for you, oh and get this not only is she banned from the Amazon for life but they have a warrant out for her arrest too. Dana: [shaking

    Dana: Piranha fighting?

    Shane: Yup.

    Dana: [still confused] Like dog fighting?

    Shane: I guess.

    Dana: What in the river monster someone call PETA hell!?

    Shane: That’s Jenny for you, oh and get this not only is she banned from the Amazon for life but they have a warrant out for her arrest too.

    Dana: [shaking her head in shame] Banned from her own birth place unbelievable!

    Shane: So to avoid capture, she hopes on a donkey travels to a neighboring town, meets some guy named Seaweed who sneaks her out of Peru, where she hoped on a flight and flew back here to the states.

    Dana: Well, if I see her on America’s Most Wanted I’m diming her out and collecting the reward money.

    Shane: I’m already one step ahead of you [she holds up her phone] I’ve got them on speed dial.

    Dana: Damn!

    Shane: She’s been driving me insane!

    Dana: Okay, what about this production company she was talking about and those God awful movies she showed me?

    Shane: The money she made while over there she used to start a production company here in the states.

    Dana: Making porn?

    Shane: See, that’s just it she only showed you the covers she forced me to watch all of them, all I can say is its worse than—–. [she began to hyperventilate]

    Dana: [running towards hugs her] Awwwwww, you poor thing.

    Shane: It was horrible Dane! Just horrible!

    Dana: Okay, breathe….just relax and breathe!

    Shane: [taking deep breaths helped return her breathing to normal]

    Dana: [pulling back from the hug stares at her] That bad huh?

    Shane: It was like Barbarella, Show Girls, Glitter, Catwoman, and Howard the Duck got in the bed together naked!

    Dana: I wouldn’t force my worst enemy to watch something so cruel, well hey look on the bright side at least you have a birthday coming up!

    Shane: [in a dry tone] Yay, me.

    Dana: You’re getting old pretty soon you won’t have any fingerprints left.

    Shane: Not funny, and for your information I’m not old okay, I’ll be 37 plus shipping and handling.

    Dana: Nice! I might have to steal that one from you!

    Shane: Be my guest!

    Dana: [smiling at her comment] Thanks for listening.

    Shane: Anytime.

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    1. Hi Skunk:

      Thanks for this really funny chapter. I hope things will get better for Bette and Tina, and they could patch up their relationship.

      I have my doubts about Alice and Tasha and Lara and Dana.

      If Jenny was going to be at Shane’s party there will be hell to pay. Lol.

      Waiting for the next chapter

      P

      • Thanks for reading my working schedule has been insane I hope to catch up on your stories this weekend! To be honest I have no idea what’s going to happen either!!!!!

    3. Hi SKUNKPU80,

      That was a very funny update, i loved the conversation between Tina & Kit, hilarious ????

      I really hope that Bette &Tina are finally going to talk and solve their problems, their marriage is at stake and as a true Tibetter i am worried. Bette filing a missing person report was funny.

      I hope the other couples are going to talk and sort out their relationships, but i don’t see a future between Alice & Tasha and Lara & Dana. But maybe you will surprise us.

      Thank you for the update! I am looking forward to the next chapter!

      • Hey Bibi!!!! Thanks for reading as always and the support. I have no idea what’s going to happen either writing the conversation for Kit and Tina was fun again thanks for following the story!

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