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    What If – Chapter 15

    Story written on April 23, 2018 by SkunkPU80.
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    Tina: [mumbling to herself] No, way it can’t be! So, what are you in for? Tina: [when she turned her head she was surprised to see the ventriloquist and his doll staring back at her] Excuse me? What did you do to land in here? Tina: [confused] Whose asking you or the doll? What kind

    Tina: [mumbling to herself] No, way it can’t be!

    So, what are you in for?

    Tina: [when she turned her head she was surprised to see the ventriloquist and his doll staring back at her] Excuse me?

    What did you do to land in here?

    Tina: [confused] Whose asking you or the doll?

    What kind of idiotic question is that I’m the only one whose lips are moving!

    Tina: [now has her mouth opened from shock]

    The name is Jalapeño nice to meet ya! [sticks his hand out waiting for her to shake it]

    Tina: [regrettably takes the small wooden hand into her own shaking it slowly]

    Jalapeño: What’s your name?

    Tina: Bette.

    Jalapeño: Nice to meet ya Bette so what are you a prostitute?

    Tina: [offended by the accusation] Do, I look like a prostitute to you!?

    Jalapeño: [holds up both his hands defensively] Whoa, there “chesty” and “busty!”

    Tina: Handcuffed or not, you better cool it! The both of you!

    The Man: It’s not me I have no control over him!

    Jalapeño: Damn, right he doesn’t I am my own my man!

    Tina: You know, you would make some excellent fire wood.

    Jalapeño: And you’d be an excellent replacement for Nancy.

    The Man: C’mon now Jalapeño I really don’t think you—–.

    Jalapeño: [turning his head to face the man] Who asked you FOSSIL!

    Tina: [if it wasn’t made clear before it was now Geppetto and Pinocchio were bat shit crazy!]

    The Man: [like a two year old being chastised holds his head down in shame]

    Jalapeño: [reaching over places his hand on her thigh] Now, where were we oh yes that’s right how do you feel about replacing Nancy?

    Tina: Who is Nancy?

    Jalapeño: My blow up doll, the last few months she has sustained some grave damage if you know what I mean. [he says winking at her]

    Tina: [quickly stands to her feet] Get the hell away from me! [her outburst alerted a few of the officers nearby]

    Hey, what’s going on here!?

    Tina: I’m being sexually harassed by Chucky over there that’s what’s going on!

    Awwwww, Marvin not again I can’t leave you alone for five minutes!

    Marvin: I swear Sergeant Leon it wasn’t me it was——

    Sergeant Leon: [cutting him off] Jalapeño—-yeah, yeah, I know! [grabbing him by his arm forcing him to stand to his feet.

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    1. Hi Skunk:

      Thanks for this really funny chapter. I hope things will get better for Bette and Tina, and they could patch up their relationship.

      I have my doubts about Alice and Tasha and Lara and Dana.

      If Jenny was going to be at Shane’s party there will be hell to pay. Lol.

      Waiting for the next chapter

      P

      • Thanks for reading my working schedule has been insane I hope to catch up on your stories this weekend! To be honest I have no idea what’s going to happen either!!!!!

    3. Hi SKUNKPU80,

      That was a very funny update, i loved the conversation between Tina & Kit, hilarious ????

      I really hope that Bette &Tina are finally going to talk and solve their problems, their marriage is at stake and as a true Tibetter i am worried. Bette filing a missing person report was funny.

      I hope the other couples are going to talk and sort out their relationships, but i don’t see a future between Alice & Tasha and Lara & Dana. But maybe you will surprise us.

      Thank you for the update! I am looking forward to the next chapter!

      • Hey Bibi!!!! Thanks for reading as always and the support. I have no idea what’s going to happen either writing the conversation for Kit and Tina was fun again thanks for following the story!

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