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    What If – Chapter 15

    Helena: Why does that matter if there coming to support Shane?

    Kit: It matters because 99.2% of the people that accepted the invitation are people she used to date or slept with.

    Helena: [mouth was opened]

    Kit: Now, you see the dilemma?

    Helena: Yeah, I do I hear about her award nominate sex—-.

    Kit: Helena!!!!!!

    Helena: [shrugs her shoulders]

    Kit: Shit! Where in the hell is Tina!?

    Kit, there’s a call for you in the back. [one of the waitresses says to her]

    Helena: Maybe that’s her?

    Kit: If she doesn’t want to be my co-star on the next season of Snapped it better be!

    Helena: I’ll look over things out here.

    Kit: [makes her way towards the back then answers the phone] This is Kit.

    Hey. [the voice on the other end responds]

    Kit: Hay, is for horses who’s this?

    Its me.

    Kit: [recognizing the voice] TINA!!

    Tina: Before you start foaming at the mouth I can explain see what happened was I—-.

    Kit: Where in the hell have you been!? I have been calling you since this morning!? I was seconds away from filing a damn missing person’s report!!!!!!

    Tina: Kit—-.

    Kit: I can’t believe you!

    Tina: It wasn’t my fault I—–.

    Kit: [cuts her off again] You left me hanging all I needed for you to do was pick up the decorations and the other things on the list! Plain and simple!

    Tina: If you would let me—-.

    Kit: You had me worried to death why didn’t you call me back!? We’re you trying to avoid me!? You’re the one who volunteered!? If you didn’t want to do it then you shouldn’t never have volunteered! I didn’t know if you were in the hospital, laying on the side of the road, or in—-!

    Tina: [yelling] JAIL!!!!

    Kit: Exactly!

    Tina: THAT’S EXACTLY WHERE THE HELL I WAS!!

    Kit: Come again!?

    Tina: JAIL! KIT, I WAS IN JAIL!!!!

    Kit: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Did you say jail!?

    Tina: Yes, jail, you know the big house, the joint, the pokey, glasshouse, Alcatraz, Camp Snoopy, the slammer, Shawshank Redemption, the——.

    Kit: [cutting her off] Okay, okay….I get the point! Why, in the hell were you in jail!?

    Tina: I was stopped! Thrown in jail! Detained for hours! Sexually harassed by a puppet! Met the great value version of Oprah! Finger printed! I’m tired! Angry! I can’t believe she took it this far!!!! [Continues to ramble on]

    Comments

    1. Hi Skunk:

      Thanks for this really funny chapter. I hope things will get better for Bette and Tina, and they could patch up their relationship.

      I have my doubts about Alice and Tasha and Lara and Dana.

      If Jenny was going to be at Shane’s party there will be hell to pay. Lol.

      Waiting for the next chapter

      P

      • Thanks for reading my working schedule has been insane I hope to catch up on your stories this weekend! To be honest I have no idea what’s going to happen either!!!!!

    2. Hi SKUNKPU80,

      That was a very funny update, i loved the conversation between Tina & Kit, hilarious ????

      I really hope that Bette &Tina are finally going to talk and solve their problems, their marriage is at stake and as a true Tibetter i am worried. Bette filing a missing person report was funny.

      I hope the other couples are going to talk and sort out their relationships, but i don’t see a future between Alice & Tasha and Lara & Dana. But maybe you will surprise us.

      Thank you for the update! I am looking forward to the next chapter!

      • Hey Bibi!!!! Thanks for reading as always and the support. I have no idea what’s going to happen either writing the conversation for Kit and Tina was fun again thanks for following the story!

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