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What If – Chapter 15
Alice: I don’t know it just haven’t been the right time. [she lied]
Shelby: In 10 years?
Alice: Can, we talk about something else other than my love life?
Shelby: [smirks] I’d love to you know I can talk a coon right out of tree but—– were here. [she says smiling]
Alice: [looking through the windshield she was completely engulfed in her conversation with her cousin she hadn’t realized the last five minutes of the drive were spent driving up the dirt roadway towards the farm. Hearing the loud roaring of Shelby’s truck, there stood her entire Texas family awaiting to greet her.
Shelby: [putting her truck in park] Welcome home cuzzo.
Kit…..(The Planet)
Kit: [pointing at two customers] Hey! Hey! Hey, Hansel & Gretel uh this ain’t no Motel 6!
Helena: Hey, Kit…..[she stops suddenly noticing the free peep show going on] oh, my!
Kit: Oh my is right! Get out of here! [the couple without saying a word do as instructed and leave The Planet]
Helena: Now, that’s bold! I can bring out the blow-up mattress from the back?
Kit: Not funny!
Helena: Sorry.
Kit: And just all in the open as if I don’t have enough to worry about.
Helena: I take it you still haven’t heard from Tina.
Kit: No! I’ve been blowing up her phone up all day and still no response! It’s like she fell of the planet Earth!
Helena: Maybe she’s on her way back.
Kit: I hope so and then on top of everything else the stress of throwing Shane’s birthday party is driving me to drink!
Helena: Kit! You know you’re not supposed to be drinking!
Kit: Oh, relax it’s not what you think I’ve been drinking this. [she says holding up a can]
Helena: Shit the bed? What is that?
Kit: Gravy in a can.
Helena: [scrunches up her nose in disgust]
Kit: Don’t judge me….this whole thing is stressful!!!!
Helena: What’s so stressful about it?
Kit: Helena!?
Helena: What!?
Kit: You’re kidding me right?
Helena: Did I say something wrong?
Kit: Since the invites went out my Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, phone, tender, and—–[catches herself]
Helena: [smirking at her] Tender?
Kit: Never mind that Shanes cronies are driving me crazy wanting to know who’s going to be there or not.
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Hi Skunk:
Thanks for this really funny chapter. I hope things will get better for Bette and Tina, and they could patch up their relationship.
I have my doubts about Alice and Tasha and Lara and Dana.
If Jenny was going to be at Shane’s party there will be hell to pay. Lol.
Waiting for the next chapter
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Thanks for reading my working schedule has been insane I hope to catch up on your stories this weekend! To be honest I have no idea what’s going to happen either!!!!!
Thanks for the another chapter!
Thanks for reading!
Hi SKUNKPU80,
That was a very funny update, i loved the conversation between Tina & Kit, hilarious ????
I really hope that Bette &Tina are finally going to talk and solve their problems, their marriage is at stake and as a true Tibetter i am worried. Bette filing a missing person report was funny.
I hope the other couples are going to talk and sort out their relationships, but i don’t see a future between Alice & Tasha and Lara & Dana. But maybe you will surprise us.
Thank you for the update! I am looking forward to the next chapter!
Hey Bibi!!!! Thanks for reading as always and the support. I have no idea what’s going to happen either writing the conversation for Kit and Tina was fun again thanks for following the story!