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    What If – Chapter 15

    Bette: [hearing she might lose her dream job hurt] Your second choice?

    Mr. Zao: I’m sure you’ve heard of her Kelly Wentworth, I do believe I read somewhere you two dated briefly did you not?

    Bette: [suddenly had to keep swallowing to keep from gagging]

    Mr. Zao: Is everything okay?

    Bette: [struggling to find her voice] Ye—, yes unfortunately I have.

    Mr. Zao: Good, then its settled. Well, Bette my flight does not depart for another few hours and I hope to tour your great city and try one of the many great restaurants I’ve heard so much about.

    Bette: Oh, then you won’t be disappointed there’s Yang Chow’s, Wah’s Golden Hen, and my personal favorite Meizhou Dongpo!

    Mr. Zao: While those places sound very appetizing, I would very much appreciate it if you could point me in the direction of the nearest Kentucky Fried Chicken. [he says smiling]

    Bette: [shocked by his response] Kentucky Fried Chicken?

    Mr. Zao: Yes.

    Bette: [scratches her head still in confusion] KFC?

    Mr. Zao: Yes, you know the Colonel?

    Bette: Uh, yeah sure there’s one about three blocks from here.

    Mr. Zao: Excellent, I can’t wait to try those little Chicken Littles!

    James: [suddenly interrupts] Excuse me Mr. Zao, your driver has arrived.

    Mr. Zao: [looking at his watch] Right on time.

    Bette: I’ll see you out.

    Mr. Zao: [shakes his head in disgust while staring at James] Bette just a little advice before I depart you might want to look into implementing a less offensive dress code policy.

    James: I think what I am wearing is very appropriate attire.

    Mr. Zao: Purple, pin stripe dress slacks?

    James: I’m making a fashion statement.

    Mr. Zao: More, like a fashion offense let me ask you something do people refer to you as, “His Royal Badness”?

    James: No.

    Mr. Zao: Skipper?

    James: Skipper? Nooooooo.

    Mr. Zao: Interesting, how about, “The High Priest of Pop”?

    James: [in a confused tone] No, what is that some prison gang?

    Bette: [covers her mouth in an attempt to conceal the smirk on her face]

    Mr. Zao: The Prince of Funk?

    James: [lifting then smelling his under arms] Funk, I showered and put deodorant on this morning!

    Mr. Zao: How about the, “The Purple One”?

    James: I don’t understand your line of questioning?

    Comments

    1. Hi Skunk:

      Thanks for this really funny chapter. I hope things will get better for Bette and Tina, and they could patch up their relationship.

      I have my doubts about Alice and Tasha and Lara and Dana.

      If Jenny was going to be at Shane’s party there will be hell to pay. Lol.

      Waiting for the next chapter

      P

      • Thanks for reading my working schedule has been insane I hope to catch up on your stories this weekend! To be honest I have no idea what’s going to happen either!!!!!

    2. Hi SKUNKPU80,

      That was a very funny update, i loved the conversation between Tina & Kit, hilarious ????

      I really hope that Bette &Tina are finally going to talk and solve their problems, their marriage is at stake and as a true Tibetter i am worried. Bette filing a missing person report was funny.

      I hope the other couples are going to talk and sort out their relationships, but i don’t see a future between Alice & Tasha and Lara & Dana. But maybe you will surprise us.

      Thank you for the update! I am looking forward to the next chapter!

      • Hey Bibi!!!! Thanks for reading as always and the support. I have no idea what’s going to happen either writing the conversation for Kit and Tina was fun again thanks for following the story!

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