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    What If – Chapter 15

    San Pedro, CA (Ports O’ Call) Harborside Seafood Restaurant…..

    Tasha: [looking down at the menu] I’ll take the seafood platter.

    The Waiter: Sure, and what kind of dipping sauce would you like?

    Tasha: Ranch.

    The Waiter: And what would you like to drink?

    Tasha: Bleach, Black Flag, Gasoline, Rat Poison, preferably all four if you have it?

    The Waiter: Having one of those type of days huh?

    Tasha: You have no idea.

    The Waiter: Due to legal restrictions unfortunately, we do not sell “death drinks” but we do have Bud Light, Yeungling, Blue—–.

    Tasha: A pitcher of Yeungling is fine.

    The Waiter: [taking the menu from her] I’ll be right back with your pitcher in just a few.

    Tasha: Thanks.

    She purposely took a seat on the patio and enjoyed watching the ships, boats, yachts, and cruise liners steam in and out of the port. The smell of salt water and the cool breeze on her face felt refreshing and for a brief moment she forgot about the turmoil that was now her life. As a kid she remembered always telling her parents she couldn’t wait to grow up and be an adult. Through her eyes being an adult was the coolest thing since sliced bread you could do and get away with anything you want! The world was yours for the taking! You could eat ice cream and drink beer for breakfast, play with Nerf Guns all day, eat Fruity Pebbles out of a wine glass, partake of the devils lettuce, celebrate Halloween 365 days of the year, drive, drink grape juice (and not the Welches juice box kind but the 60% proof kind) and experience what it felt like to get your “Grease and Oil Change” over and over again (if you know what I mean, wink….wink)! Adults had it made! It wasn’t until she actually became an adult she soon realized being an adult wasn’t all that it was cracked up to be. In fact it sucked ass! I mean, responsibilities, life, and working for a living who knew such a hell existed! And when you throw love into the equation it’s just made her “Adulting Sucks” truth surreal!

    The Waiter: Here you go. [he says placing her pitcher and mug on the table then fills it]

    Comments

    1. Hi Skunk:

      Thanks for this really funny chapter. I hope things will get better for Bette and Tina, and they could patch up their relationship.

      I have my doubts about Alice and Tasha and Lara and Dana.

      If Jenny was going to be at Shane’s party there will be hell to pay. Lol.

      Waiting for the next chapter

      P

      • Thanks for reading my working schedule has been insane I hope to catch up on your stories this weekend! To be honest I have no idea what’s going to happen either!!!!!

    2. Hi SKUNKPU80,

      That was a very funny update, i loved the conversation between Tina & Kit, hilarious ????

      I really hope that Bette &Tina are finally going to talk and solve their problems, their marriage is at stake and as a true Tibetter i am worried. Bette filing a missing person report was funny.

      I hope the other couples are going to talk and sort out their relationships, but i don’t see a future between Alice & Tasha and Lara & Dana. But maybe you will surprise us.

      Thank you for the update! I am looking forward to the next chapter!

      • Hey Bibi!!!! Thanks for reading as always and the support. I have no idea what’s going to happen either writing the conversation for Kit and Tina was fun again thanks for following the story!

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