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What If – Chapter 15
Officer Dupree: [grabbing her wrist puts her arms behind her back then handcuffs her] Alright that’s enough, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Tina: OMG! You’re reading me my Miranda rights!
Officer Dupree: [begins to escort her to his police car] You have the right to speak to an attorney, and to have an attorney present during questioning. [he says before helping her into the back seat]
Tina: [now overwhelmed struggles to fathom what is happening to her]
Officer Dupree: [leaves to lock up her car then returns to his patrol car]
Tina: [unbeknownst to her begins to shake uncontrollably]
Officer Dupree: [securing his seatbelt reaches for his microphone]
Tina: [did not know how she did it but gained the courage to find her voice] PLEASE! PLEASE, TELL ME WHY I AM BEING ARRESSTED!?
Officer Dupree: Relax ma’am.
Tina: RELAX! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RELAX WHEN I’M HANDCUFFED LIKE SOME CRIMINAL SITTING IN THE BACK OF A POLICE CAR!
Officer Dupree: [ignoring her]
Tina: HEY, I WATCH LAW & ORDER I KNOW MY RIGHTS AND I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY I’M BEING ARRESTED!!!!!?
Officer Dupree: Precinct 1-4-7 this is officer Dupree suspect has been apprehended.
Tina: SUSPECT? I can assure you I am no SUSPECT! YOU HAVE THE WRONG PERSON!???
Officer Dupree: [picking up his drink from the cup holder] These surplees are brutal aren’t they?
Tina: ARE YOU GOING TO TELL ME WHY—–!?
[cutting her off] Officer Dupree this is Lieutenant Johnson do you copy?
Officer Dupree: [picking up his microphone again] Go ahead Lieutenant.
Lieutenant Johnson: Is assistance needed in bringing in the suspect?
Tina: YOU’VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!?!!!!
Lieutenant Johnson: [hearing her outburst] I take that as a yes.
Officer Dupree: No, I will be fine please expect arrival in the next 15 to 20 minutes.
Lieutenant Johnson: 10-4, and the vehicle?
Officer Dupree: I’m calling in for a tow truck next.
Lieutenant Johnson: Copy that, I’ll start processing the paperwork you how these stolen car cases can get.
Officer Dupree: 10-4 [he says before ending the call]
Tina: [more confused than ever] STOLEN CAR!!!!!!!!!!?
Officer Dupree: Welp, now you finally got the answer to your question [he says turning around to smile at her] just sit back and enjoy the ride.
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Hi Skunk:
Very nice chapter, very funny as always, now with big mouth Bette, jailed Tina, clueless Tasha, broken Kit, undecided Alice, forgetful Lara, slutty Shane, evil-crazy Jenny, “what a beautiful gang”.
I like this story very much, but you are abusing, why you leave us with so many cliffhangers.
What will Bette do? What will happen to Tina? How will Alice face Tasha? What are Dana’s real feelings? Why did Jenny come back?
Oh, come on Skunk, you have to update soon.
Thank you so much for this amazing chapter, I’ll be waiting for the next one, pps.
P
Hey SKUNKPU80,
I missed you and your stories, but you always manage to come back with a bang.
So much is happening and so many questions are open and need answers to it.
I hope you will return soon.
Hi,
Thanks for the update.
Too many unanswered questions please update very very quickly!
SG
Stumbled upon your story and have been enjoying it from start to finish! You have a gift for humor, Jenny’s dialogue made me LOL. Really looking forward to your next chapter, please update soon!