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What If – Chapter 15
Officer Dupree: [rudely cuts her off] It’s a misprint! The city is on a limited budget this year!
Tina: [suddenly had a sinking feeling this wasn’t going to end well]
Officer Dupree: License and registration?
Tina: [reaching over she opens the glove box removing a small paper then reaches into her purse to grab her license] Here you go officer.
Officer Dupree: [reads it] Tina Kennard.
Tina: Well, uh actually its Kennard-Porter see it says it right there on my license?
Officer Dupree: I was the spelling bee champ for three years in a row in 86’, 87’, and 88’ I can read just fine.
Tina: [nods her head in agreement]
Officer Dupree: Kennard huh?
Tina: Yes, sir.
Officer Dupree: Any relation to Robert Kennard?
Tina: He’s my cousin.
Officer Dupree: [sucking his teeth in disgust] A family of career criminals figures.
Tina: [sequences her face up in confusion]
Officer Dupree: You tell that little petite ass wipe he lost that poker game fair and square and Dupree says he wants his money!
Tina: [still confused stares at him]
Officer Dupree: Ms. Kennard-Porter I—–.
Tina: It’s Mrs.
Officer Dupree: [ignoring her] Poor bastard, Ms. Kennard-Porter I need for you to exit your vehicle.
Tina: Is there something wrong?
Officer Dupree: [stares at her with a blank expression on his face]
Tina: [inhaling deeply unbuckles her seat belt and exits her car] Can you tell me what this is all about!?
Officer Dupree: Turn around.
Tina: [sings] Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you’re never coming round.
Officer Dupree: [not impressed by her joke] TURN AROUND!
Tina: [continues signing] Every now and——.
Officer Dupree: [angrily cuts her off reaching for his taser] I WILL TASE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU NOW TURN AROUND THAT’S AN ORDER!
Tina: OMG! You’re actually serious!?
Officer Dupree: TURN AROUND AND PLACE YOUR HANDS ON YOUR VECHICLE WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!
Tina: [worriedly] You’re serious!? [finally complying]
Officer Dupree: As serious as blonde isn’t your natural hair color!
Tina: [defensively] I am a natural blonde!
Officer Dupree: Yeah, yeah and my soon to be ex-wife just naturally slipped and landed on my brothers schlong!
Tina: [sarcastically] I’ve never met her but can you blame her!!!?
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Hi Skunk:
Very nice chapter, very funny as always, now with big mouth Bette, jailed Tina, clueless Tasha, broken Kit, undecided Alice, forgetful Lara, slutty Shane, evil-crazy Jenny, “what a beautiful gang”.
I like this story very much, but you are abusing, why you leave us with so many cliffhangers.
What will Bette do? What will happen to Tina? How will Alice face Tasha? What are Dana’s real feelings? Why did Jenny come back?
Oh, come on Skunk, you have to update soon.
Thank you so much for this amazing chapter, I’ll be waiting for the next one, pps.
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Hey SKUNKPU80,
I missed you and your stories, but you always manage to come back with a bang.
So much is happening and so many questions are open and need answers to it.
I hope you will return soon.
Hi,
Thanks for the update.
Too many unanswered questions please update very very quickly!
SG
Stumbled upon your story and have been enjoying it from start to finish! You have a gift for humor, Jenny’s dialogue made me LOL. Really looking forward to your next chapter, please update soon!