Kit: Tell her what? That her girlfriends a—–.

Tina: [gritting her teeth] Kit!

Kit: What!?

Tina: We might not like what’s she’s doing but Alice is still our friend there’s no need for name calling!

Kit: Name calling!?

Tina: You were getting ready to call her a hoe!

Kit: I was not!?

Tina: [scowls ate her]

Kit: It’s the truth! Don’t blame me for what you were already thinking!

Tina: Then what were you going to say?

Kit: [defensively] I wasn’t going to call her a hoe!

Tina: Kit!

Kit: All I was going to say was that her vagina could be nominate for the Hall of Fame as the World’s Greatest Wide Receiver.

Tina: [gives her a disgusting look]

Kit: [trying to redeem herself] I bet her vagina looks like a yawning Hippotamus.

Tina: [hits her on the arm]

Kit: Look if she was a chip brand she would be Frito-Lay!

Tina: Kit!!!!!

Kit: It’s not my fault I’m hungry. [she says before shoving a piece of bacon into her mouth]

Tina: You think Alice and Dana are sleeping together?

Kit: Do stomachs belong in panties?

Tina: [a confused look appeared on her face] Huh? Is that a yes or a no?

Kit: [shaking her head] Nevermind.

Tina: So, that was a yes?

Kit: [ignores her] Think about how they left things and how distraught Alice was trust me one kiss from Dana and her legs will open faster than Googles homepage!

Tina: [hearing Tasha approached quickly sits back in her chair]

Kit: [looking up at her] Good to go?

Tasha: Yup, I’m headed to shower and pack but wanted to say thanks to you guys again.

Tina: Anytime Tash.

Kit: Do you need a ride?

Tasha: No, you’ve done enough I called an Uber but speaking of rides Kit you really need to get your car serviced soon the engine sounds like it’s on life support.

Kit: Yeah, poor Bertha she’s been making that noise for about a week now but the way my bank account is looking I just turn the music up louder and ignore it.

Tina: Kit, you need to get that looked at before you breakdown somewhere.

Kit: Too late it already happened.

Tina: What happened?

Kit: So, I’m at the red light and this guy starts honking at me .025 seconds after the light turned green. Now, I’m pissed so I put it in park, adjusted my seat, checked my tire pressure, changed my oil, returned some emails, ate a snack, read a book, brushed my teeth, took a nap, and built a Lego set (of course she was over exaggerating) and sat there. When he finally got the hint and drove around me my car wouldn’t start I don’t know what’s wrong with it.