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What If – Chapter 9

Jenny: [ignoring her continues to speak using a really bad accent] Bette by the greater powers that be, take this device speak and see the chosen words flow freely from your tongue.
Tina: [in a frustrated tone] That accent is annoying can you just talk regular?
Jenny: I will when you admit you secretly wear a girdle…..Bette, come now it is time!
Bette: [she looked down at the device in anger] Jenny, what the hell is?
Jenny: It’s what you asked for.
Bette: I didn’t ask you to bring anything!
Jenny: Okay, no you didn’t but I thought it would be fitting you know given the current situation and all.
Bette: [taking a deep breath picking up the device] When was this made 1892?!
Kit: Bette, what’s the holdup hurry up so we can get out of here!
Bette: [holding up the device] Do you see this!?
Kit: [shakes her head in disgust] Really Jenny?
Tina: Oh good grief!
Helena: What is that?
Shane: [in a frustrated tone] We’re going to be here all night!
Kit: Jenny where in the hell did you get that phone Benjamin Franklins yard sale!?
Jenny: I don’t see what the problem is it’s a phone they all do the same thing.
Bette: It’s a damn rotary phone! One hasn’t been seen since Triceptops roamed the Earth! Tasha has four zeros in her phone number it will take me like three hours to dial it!
Tina: Just use your cell phone.
Shane: Jenny confiscated them remember!?
Tina: Damn.
Helena: What was the point of taking our phones anyway?
Jenny: I did not want anything to disturb the summoning of the spirits.
Kit: You couldn’t disturb Jack & Jill from off the hill! Enough of thisTina asked Bette to call Tasha to see how she’s doing as we all are concern about what’s going on between Alice and Dana. Bette, not knowing how to address the situation asked for our advice on how to approach the matter. Now, how it went from giving her advice to all us sitting around in a circle like were getting ready to play a game of Duck Duck Goose, inhaling toxic candle fumes, and forced to listen to your foolishness is beyond me! Now, give Bette back her phone so she can call Tasha and we can all get the hell out of here!
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I am so happy to read another chapter about this story!
I really hope that Alice got her wake up call and think about her relationship and start acting like a girlfriend instead as a single woman.
The job offer Bette got is a fantastic oppertunity, i hope she will reconsider and think about it and when she accept it, it will only when Tina comes along with her.
I hope to see a update very soon!
Hi Skunk:
Nice and funny chapter; the time of the truth has come, Alice, as well as Dana, have to think about what each one wants, and then make their decisions; to stay in their own relationships or to break them up; no one should stay attached just by pity, but by real feelings.
Hell, Jenny, someone should give her a one-way ticket to a volcanic island ready to blow up.
Thanks for the chapter.
P