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    Backstory ~ Chapter Six

    Story written on November 7, 2008 by Spumoni.
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    “I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.”” ~ Joan Rivers

    Even Tina admitted that the sanitation problem was out of control.

     

    One morning, in frustration, her animal family endured a  tirade, “.You have no right to treat MY den differently that your own den.  This is MY den.  Mine and Bette’s and Angelica’s.   You do not poop and pee in YOUR den, so stop pretending that you have no control.   Stop peeing and pooping in the house.  If you don’t, I’m gonna grab you by the scuffs of your necks and rub your snouts in your messes.”

     

    And with almost five minutes more to the same effect.

     

    She finally got her family to accept that the entire house was her den, and that there was to be no urinating or defecating inside her den.  It was unworkable, though, since the family had to hide indoors.  Tina surfed the web and found videos showing pets using the toilet.  Those pets, though, were much smaller than her relatives.  She tried, though.

     

    She started with her mother.  Tina believed that if she could get the matriarch and patriarch to use the toilet, then the rest of the pack members would follow their lead.

     

    Tina and her mother spent almost 2 hours trying to find a way to correctly position the necessary anatomical parts, but no approach worked.  At her mother’s suggestion, Tina next tried with her father.  Although the problems were different, anatomy still would not cooperate.

     

    When Bette arrived home that day and walked into the house, all of the pack members averted their gaze.  Bette noted that they seemed sheepish though she dismissed that impression since she thought that such an emotion would be unknown to wolves.  She walked further into the living room and saw Angelica playing quietly with her cousins.  Angelica looked up and said in a low voice, "Mama T is crying."

     

    "What’s the matter, Boo?" 

     

    "She’s mad at everybody."

     

    Bette walked to where her little girl sat and knelt to the floor.  She kissed Angelica on the head as she squeezed her quickly.  She then stood up.  "I’m sure she isn’t, Boo.  I’ll talk to your mama."

     

    Bette headed towards their bedroom where she was sure she would find Tina.  She opened the door slowly and glanced around the room.  She saw Tina sitting in the window seat, curled up with her arms wrapped around her legs and knees tucked under her chin.  Tina’s eyes were puffy and she clenched a dirty tissue in one hand.  Bette noticed that she no longer was crying, but guessed that the weeping had only just stopped.

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    1. Tina is so right. It is hilarious that Bette is living with 11 wolves. Is it time to bring Alice in? It would freak her out to see Bette sitting on the sofa with a wolf!!

    2. I can’t seem to say this enough,I love this story. I have a Chow and a Collie and the are so sweet. when I go to the back yard.one will stop at the gate until the other one makes a run arounf the yard to make sure no on is aroung the runs and get on the picnic table so I can pet them. Not in my home tho. Love Bette in this and Tina trying to Potty train them The great hunter by very grumpie. Doesnt sound like our Bette thanks

    3. Spumoni, you have indeed lost it, you are around the bend, but this is such an awesome fic! You rock! In wolfspeak, that might sound something like yipyipgrawlsnort! I must say though that Mama is right on by pointing out that for someone NOT used to it, meaning Bette, it might be quite trying at times to live with 11 non toilet trained wolves,yet she is doing her best, and Tina doesn’t seem to show her much understanding or appreciation of this, or that she is an excellent hunter. Hey I am cranky even when I am NOT living with 11 wolves! Is this post making your foot thump on the floor or are you dancing with your nose in the air like Snoopy? Oh, I imagine Angelica is Pinky’s Cub?

    4. ‘Unless her adult career is going to be hunting for Yeti, wolf speak will not prove to be useful.” – ha! – (Maybe she could catch one and name it after Mama B – YetiBetty? ;-)

    6. Oh yeah I forgot about the howling! Wouldn’t the neighbors kind of ..notice that loud and weird sounds, alot of loud and weird sounds, are coming from a formerly quiet home, alot? I also wondered if Angelica wanted to eat her meat raw like her cousins.

    8. Yes, that too. Bette said that she was going to gut the bathroom after they left, but I think she might as well gut the whole house, as wasn’t it said that they were messing everywhere? I shudder to think of everything that would become very smelly very quickly.. the food, the fur, the…Ha, I bet Melvin is looking REALLY good to Tina by now! So is Tina’s next job to teach them how to take baths? You have done it now, Spumoni..we are all off on this flight of fancy witchoo!

    9. This is hilarious and I am enjoying every minute of it. “Unless her adult career is going to be hunting for Yeti, wolf speak will not prove to be useful.” That was “careening off the wall” funny, narly fell off the chair laughing. Too funny for words, yet there is a moral in this tale. I love it.

    11. Awwwwww, Pinky’s beloved, sooooo sweet. I think Bette’s trying really hard to accept the family. Funny that they wouldn’t try to eat her because she has no meat on her bones! You’re a funny lady. PPS!!

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