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Backstory ~ Chapter Six
“T, do you think that that’s enough food to eat?"
"Plenty. They’ll be leftovers for tomorrow."
"No leftovers, T. I don’t want them to ever be hungry. I want them to eat so much that they’ll be sprawled all over the house, unable to move, and complaining that they ate too much."
Tina scowled, “You still think they are going to eat us.”
“Maybe not you and Angie, since your blood, but they might not feel the same way about me.”
“Oh Bette. You have nothing to worry about.”
Bette looked skeptically at her partner, “Because?”
“You’re not worth the trouble. Not enough meat on those bones.”
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One late afternoon, Tina sat on the floor, her back resting against the sofa, while her mother sat to her right side and Angelica sat to her left. The three were giving Angelica a lesson in wolf vocal and body language. Despite her young age, or perhaps because of it, Angelica was becoming quite proficient in her new language. While she was unable to communicate complicated concepts, her young age also made it difficult for her to do so in English. Angelica was certainly able to make known her desires and her simpler thoughts, and was always able to rephrase what she was trying to say in order to make her meaning clear.
Bette entered the house as the language lesson was taking place. She stared at Angelica, but controlled her reaction. As she greeted the little girl, Angelica stood up and ran to her mother’s side and squeezed her legs in a big hug.
"How’s my Boo? Did you have a fun day?"
She nodded, "Mama T and Grandma are teaching me wolf."
"T, may I speak to you? In the bedroom?"
Tina looked at her mother and shrugged. "Sure, baby."
Bette headed towards their bedroom, her anger growing.
"Angelica was so cute today," Tina started. "She and the other pups were playing soccer again."
"Angelica is not a pup."
"You know what I mean."
"Actually, I don’t know what you mean. When I walked in the house, Angelica was speaking wolf. When did that happen?"
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Tina is so right. It is hilarious that Bette is living with 11 wolves. Is it time to bring Alice in? It would freak her out to see Bette sitting on the sofa with a wolf!!
I can’t seem to say this enough,I love this story. I have a Chow and a Collie and the are so sweet. when I go to the back yard.one will stop at the gate until the other one makes a run arounf the yard to make sure no on is aroung the runs and get on the picnic table so I can pet them. Not in my home tho. Love Bette in this and Tina trying to Potty train them The great hunter by very grumpie. Doesnt sound like our Bette thanks
Spumoni, you have indeed lost it, you are around the bend, but this is such an awesome fic! You rock! In wolfspeak, that might sound something like yipyipgrawlsnort! I must say though that Mama is right on by pointing out that for someone NOT used to it, meaning Bette, it might be quite trying at times to live with 11 non toilet trained wolves,yet she is doing her best, and Tina doesn’t seem to show her much understanding or appreciation of this, or that she is an excellent hunter. Hey I am cranky even when I am NOT living with 11 wolves! Is this post making your foot thump on the floor or are you dancing with your nose in the air like Snoopy? Oh, I imagine Angelica is Pinky’s Cub?
‘Unless her adult career is going to be hunting for Yeti, wolf speak will not prove to be useful.” – ha! – (Maybe she could catch one and name it after Mama B – YetiBetty? ;-)
i don’t even know what to say, i’m really enjoying this…Pinky’s Beloved….so cute!!!
Oh yeah I forgot about the howling! Wouldn’t the neighbors kind of ..notice that loud and weird sounds, alot of loud and weird sounds, are coming from a formerly quiet home, alot? I also wondered if Angelica wanted to eat her meat raw like her cousins.
Forget the howls–the smell!
Yes, that too. Bette said that she was going to gut the bathroom after they left, but I think she might as well gut the whole house, as wasn’t it said that they were messing everywhere? I shudder to think of everything that would become very smelly very quickly.. the food, the fur, the…Ha, I bet Melvin is looking REALLY good to Tina by now! So is Tina’s next job to teach them how to take baths? You have done it now, Spumoni..we are all off on this flight of fancy witchoo!
This is hilarious and I am enjoying every minute of it. “Unless her adult career is going to be hunting for Yeti, wolf speak will not prove to be useful.” That was “careening off the wall” funny, narly fell off the chair laughing. Too funny for words, yet there is a moral in this tale. I love it.
lmao, I’m at a loss for words. I bow to your immagination!!! Will Angie start howling too? It’s an important part of wolf language lol
Awwwwww, Pinky’s beloved, sooooo sweet. I think Bette’s trying really hard to accept the family. Funny that they wouldn’t try to eat her because she has no meat on her bones! You’re a funny lady. PPS!!
hunting for the yeti????? LMAO!!!! you crack me up!!! (and i thought my mind was warped?) PPS
the logistics are amazing and the dialogue etc is damned funny. pps