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    Backstory ~ Chapter Six

    Story written on November 7, 2008 by Spumoni.
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    “I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get the hell off my property.”” ~ Joan Rivers

     

    She bought a few hazmat suits and air filters for when the inevitable cleaning would be necessary.

     

    And she selected the contractor for the gut rehab of the bathroom that would commence within hours of the wolves’ departure. 

     

     

     

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    “Fuuuck!” Bette yelled as she tripped over still another prostrate body in front of her bedroom doorway, stopping her fall with outstretched hands as she hurtled towards the opposite wall.

     

    The victim turned to Bette and snarled a warning.

     

    Bette regained her balance and stared angrily at the offender, “It’s your fault I tripped and YOU snarl at me.  Get out of the doorway.”

     

    Her demand was ignored and she glared angrily as she heard Angelica’s voice.

     

    “Mama B cursed! She has to put money in the bad girl jar” Angelica observed, making sure her other mother knew of the transgression.

     

    The bad girl jar was intended to serve as an incentive to stop bad habits.  Lapses required deposits into the jar equal to the cost of something that the offender loved, and the offender had to forego whatever was the favorite item.  Before her in-laws had arrived, Bette had not made a deposit to the jar in over five weeks.

     

    Her transgressions, though, had become commonplace since the visitors who had no set/ a departure date had caused Bette temporarily to abandon her efforts to restrain her potty mouth.

     

    At her daughter’s words, Bette turned around and stomped into her bedroom, carefully stepping over the wolf at the door.  She returned a few seconds later, her hand filled with cash that she shoved into the jar.

     

    Tina watched the deposit, “Bette, Angelica has changed the charity for the jar.”

     

    “To?”

     

    Angelica replied, “The World Wildlife Fund.”

     

    Bette sighed and looked at Tina, waiting for an explanation but Angelica explained, “Mama B, they help wolves find safe homes in the outdoors.”

     

    Bette’s face brightened, “In that case…”

     

    She returned to the bedroom and returned with an even larger pile of cash that she happily shoved in the jar, “It’s a very deserving charity.”

     

     

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    Four days after one of Bette’s trips to Costco, she stood with Tina looking into the second refrigerator they had bought shortly after Tina’s family had arrived.

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    1. Tina is so right. It is hilarious that Bette is living with 11 wolves. Is it time to bring Alice in? It would freak her out to see Bette sitting on the sofa with a wolf!!

    2. I can’t seem to say this enough,I love this story. I have a Chow and a Collie and the are so sweet. when I go to the back yard.one will stop at the gate until the other one makes a run arounf the yard to make sure no on is aroung the runs and get on the picnic table so I can pet them. Not in my home tho. Love Bette in this and Tina trying to Potty train them The great hunter by very grumpie. Doesnt sound like our Bette thanks

    3. Spumoni, you have indeed lost it, you are around the bend, but this is such an awesome fic! You rock! In wolfspeak, that might sound something like yipyipgrawlsnort! I must say though that Mama is right on by pointing out that for someone NOT used to it, meaning Bette, it might be quite trying at times to live with 11 non toilet trained wolves,yet she is doing her best, and Tina doesn’t seem to show her much understanding or appreciation of this, or that she is an excellent hunter. Hey I am cranky even when I am NOT living with 11 wolves! Is this post making your foot thump on the floor or are you dancing with your nose in the air like Snoopy? Oh, I imagine Angelica is Pinky’s Cub?

    4. ‘Unless her adult career is going to be hunting for Yeti, wolf speak will not prove to be useful.” – ha! – (Maybe she could catch one and name it after Mama B – YetiBetty? ;-)

    6. Oh yeah I forgot about the howling! Wouldn’t the neighbors kind of ..notice that loud and weird sounds, alot of loud and weird sounds, are coming from a formerly quiet home, alot? I also wondered if Angelica wanted to eat her meat raw like her cousins.

    8. Yes, that too. Bette said that she was going to gut the bathroom after they left, but I think she might as well gut the whole house, as wasn’t it said that they were messing everywhere? I shudder to think of everything that would become very smelly very quickly.. the food, the fur, the…Ha, I bet Melvin is looking REALLY good to Tina by now! So is Tina’s next job to teach them how to take baths? You have done it now, Spumoni..we are all off on this flight of fancy witchoo!

    9. This is hilarious and I am enjoying every minute of it. “Unless her adult career is going to be hunting for Yeti, wolf speak will not prove to be useful.” That was “careening off the wall” funny, narly fell off the chair laughing. Too funny for words, yet there is a moral in this tale. I love it.

    11. Awwwwww, Pinky’s beloved, sooooo sweet. I think Bette’s trying really hard to accept the family. Funny that they wouldn’t try to eat her because she has no meat on her bones! You’re a funny lady. PPS!!

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