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    A Danish Beginning… Chapter 2

     

    Dana was not excited about the wedding because she could already imagine the fake smiles and fake conversations she would be forced to endure throughout the day.  It would be like any Fairbanks family event, multiplied by a thousand. 

     

    “Dana…”

     

    She would have to bring a date.  Her date would have to be a boy.

     

    “Dana.”

     

    Boys are so gross. 

     

    “Dana!!”

    “What?  What?”  Dana asked in confusion, Tina’s voice tearing her away from her rambling thoughts.

     

    “You were freaking out in your head about the wedding.  I could tell.  I thought you were going to barf there at the end.”  Tina explained with a half-smile.

     

    “Yea, I was just thinking about the fact that I’m going to have to bring a date to the wedding.  It’ll be expected.  I’m going to have to bring a boy date.  That will REALLY be expected.  I hate that word.  Expected.  It just sounds like it’s all arrogant or something.  Like it’s better than all the other words.”  Dana muttered.  Tina raised an eyebrow at her friend.

     

    “All the other words??  I’m pretty sure words don’t have feelings Dane.” 

     

    “Well, of course they don’t.  But some people have favorite words, it’s not fair to those words.”

     

    “Do YOU have a favorite word Dana?”

     

    “Yes.”

     

    “And…?”

     

    “Belly-button.”

     

    “Belly-button… really…”

     

    “It’s a good word!  And it’s fun to say.”  Dana explained earnestly.

     

    “Dana, you are just too cute sometimes.”  Tina said affectionately, grabbing Dana’s arm and looping hers through it as they continued their walk to school.  Each morning Dana’s dad dropped Dana off at Tina’s house which was conveniently the halfway point between Dana’s house and school.  That way, Dana and Tina were able to walk to school together.  Dana treasured these walks.  Whether they were spent in companionable silence or gossiping about someone or something, she loved it.  Tina was the sister Dana had always longed for.  She’d come out to Tina their freshman year and Tina had simply hugged Dana, whispering, “As long as you’re happy, I’m happy.  You’re my best friend and I love you Dana.” 

     

    Dana had burst into tears which had caused Tina to burst into tears.  However, the tears soon turned into laughter as they hugged and talked about prospective girlfriends for the newly outed Dana.  Dana had to remind Tina that she was actually still in the closet since her parents would disown her in a heartbeat should they ever find out she was a lesbian. 

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    Comments

    1. Hey there. Just got all caught up on your story. The squirrel bit was too funny. And tota;;y something that would happen to Dana. LOL. Anyways, I love it so far. Keep up the great work!

    2. I’m really enjoying your fic. I can’t wait for Dana and Alice to meet, and to see where it goes from there. Great job. I’m looking forward to reading more.

    3. Every year approximately 28 students die from mysterious cafeteria food.-would not suprise me with the freaky soy burgers that don’t taste like anything lol. Alice and Dana realy crack me up. I never saw any insane dumpster diving squirels in highschool but suzieb-33 is right i can totaly see that happening to dana. hope you post soon. =)

    4. damn those psychotic squirrels! they must be stopped! and Alice’s Lunchfood facts were right on i wouldnt touch the stuff in highschool lol awesome job Bru you did a great job keep it coming cant wait for Alice and Dana to meet! :)

    5. Ha, this story is highly creative and insanely funny! I can’t get enough of Danish first meetings, so I’m really hoping that you’ll post again soon:) Oh, and btw, an article titled ” Psycho squirrel attacks HS tennis player” would certainly spark my interest! Lol, I know lame attempt, but still. Can’t wait for the update!

    6. Omg. I’m sitting here at my computer with my hand over my mouth trying to muffle my laughter so I dont alarm my sister sitting like 15 feet away from me. This story is brilliant. I’ve never seen our favorite girls captured so well as teens. This story is only on it’s second chapter, and already it’s tied for first on my list of favorite stories! I wonder how Shane will fit into this story, if you put her in here. I can’t wait to see what happens next! Please update soon, because I’m sure I’ll need a good laugh after this weekened at the hell-hole I call work! :-) You’re awesome!!

    7. Aww, isn’t Dana the most adorable thing in your story? lol, I would like to see Alice write an article on how to disloge a squirrel! :D I can’t wait for their first meeting! :D

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