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    A Danish Beginning… Chapter 2

    Story written on August 10, 2006 by brunettegirl.
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    dana and tina.. lunch with bette and alice.. psychotic squirrels??

     

    “So what are your resolutions for our junior year Tina?”  Dana asked conversationally.

     

    “I’m not sure yet.  I would definitely like to do as well as I can in the honors classes I’m taking since college applications are just around the corner.”

     

    “How are things going with Eric?”

     

    “They’re good.  We have a good time together and I care about him.”

     

    “Wow… how exciting.”

     

    “Dana!”

     

    “I’m sorry!  You know I like Eric.  He’s polite, good looking, respectful, an A student, captain of the soccer team.”

     

    “You just made him sound like a 40 year old banker.”  Dana laughed.

     

    “I’m sorry T, I really do like him!  He’s a nice guy.” 

     

    “So who are we going to hook you up with??  That’s the real question.  What about that girl on the soccer team?  Nicole something…”  Tina said, taking the heat off of herself and placing it on her friend.

     

    “Burke… Nicole Burke.”  Dana muttered, her face already taking on a deep blush.

     

    “Yes!  She was hitting on you hard core yesterday after school.  What about it?? She’s pretty hot if you ask me.”  Tina smirked at her friends increasingly red face.

     

    “Umm… I… well, she’s… I don’t think…” Dana mumbled incoherently until the two friends walked arm-in-arm through the school’s front doors with Tina giggling the whole way.

     

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    “I can’t believe you still eat that stuff from this godforsaken place.”

     

    “Alice, it’s a high school cafeteria.  They’re not going to try and kill us.  It would be highly frowned upon.”  Bette didn’t even bother to look up from her history text book.

     

    “Didn’t you read my article exposing the scandal that goes on behind those closed kitchen doors?!  Every year approximately 28 students die from mysterious cafeteria food.”

     

    “Al, you just made that statistic up.”

     

    “So?”

     

    “So, it means it’s not true if you make something up.”

     

    “But it’s based on facts.”

     

    “What facts.”

     

    “The fact that mysterious cafeteria food should be outlawed!!  How am I supposed to prevent those 28 students from dying this year if my own best friend won’t listen to me??”

     

    “Once again, you’re using made up facts.”

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    2. Hey there. Just got all caught up on your story. The squirrel bit was too funny. And tota;;y something that would happen to Dana. LOL. Anyways, I love it so far. Keep up the great work!

    3. I’m really enjoying your fic. I can’t wait for Dana and Alice to meet, and to see where it goes from there. Great job. I’m looking forward to reading more.

    5. Every year approximately 28 students die from mysterious cafeteria food.-would not suprise me with the freaky soy burgers that don’t taste like anything lol. Alice and Dana realy crack me up. I never saw any insane dumpster diving squirels in highschool but suzieb-33 is right i can totaly see that happening to dana. hope you post soon. =)

    7. damn those psychotic squirrels! they must be stopped! and Alice’s Lunchfood facts were right on i wouldnt touch the stuff in highschool lol awesome job Bru you did a great job keep it coming cant wait for Alice and Dana to meet! :)

    8. Ha, this story is highly creative and insanely funny! I can’t get enough of Danish first meetings, so I’m really hoping that you’ll post again soon:) Oh, and btw, an article titled ” Psycho squirrel attacks HS tennis player” would certainly spark my interest! Lol, I know lame attempt, but still. Can’t wait for the update!

    10. Omg. I’m sitting here at my computer with my hand over my mouth trying to muffle my laughter so I dont alarm my sister sitting like 15 feet away from me. This story is brilliant. I’ve never seen our favorite girls captured so well as teens. This story is only on it’s second chapter, and already it’s tied for first on my list of favorite stories! I wonder how Shane will fit into this story, if you put her in here. I can’t wait to see what happens next! Please update soon, because I’m sure I’ll need a good laugh after this weekened at the hell-hole I call work! :-) You’re awesome!!

    15. Aww, isn’t Dana the most adorable thing in your story? lol, I would like to see Alice write an article on how to disloge a squirrel! :D I can’t wait for their first meeting! :D

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