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    A Danish Beginning… Chapter 2

    Story written on August 10, 2006 by brunettegirl.
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    dana and tina.. lunch with bette and alice.. psychotic squirrels??

     

    “But I’ve made you stop eating that mystery meat since you’ve been argueing with me.”  Alice replied smugly.  Bette looked up from her book at last to give an amused look at the blonde.  The two were sitting outside in the school courtyard eating their respective lunches.  Several other tables of students surrounded them as other students enjoyed the beautiful warm weather of early september. 

     

    “I wonder what the world would be like if you put your powers to good use instead of torturing me with them.” 

     

    “What fun would that be??  It’s much more entertaining to see just how close I can get you to lose your temper without it actually happening.  Your hair does this crazy thing where it actually starts to stand up and you kinda turn this weird shade of maroon.  It’s the funniest…”  She was abruptly cut off by a scream coming from the left of their table. 

     

    “What the hell?”  Bette exclaimed.  Alice and Bette quickly rose to their feet to see what the commotion was about.  Bette, the taller of the two, was able to make out another blonde and brunette in the midst of the chaos.  She still had no idea what was going on, but she was pretty sure that those were in the middle of it.

     

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    “AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!   Get it off, Get it OFF!!!!!!!  AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH”

     

    “What?? WHAT?? Shit!  Hold still Dana… HOLD STILL!!

     

    Dana’s arms flailed as she backpedaled away from the trashcan, screaming the entire time.  She and Tina had chosen a small bench outside to eat their lunches.  Finished her lunch, Dana had gone to the trashcan to throw out her paper bag when a squirrel had jumped out of the trashcan and onto the chest of a shocked Dana Fairbanks.  A second of silence passed while Dana locked eyes with the squirrel before she began yelling at Tina to save her.  All the while the squirrel latched onto the front of Dana’s polo with what Dana would have sworn was a squirrel smirk.  All around her students gathered to laugh and point at the ridiculous sight of Dana freaking out while Tina attempted to dislodge the squirrel without ever touching it. 

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    2. Hey there. Just got all caught up on your story. The squirrel bit was too funny. And tota;;y something that would happen to Dana. LOL. Anyways, I love it so far. Keep up the great work!

    3. I’m really enjoying your fic. I can’t wait for Dana and Alice to meet, and to see where it goes from there. Great job. I’m looking forward to reading more.

    5. Every year approximately 28 students die from mysterious cafeteria food.-would not suprise me with the freaky soy burgers that don’t taste like anything lol. Alice and Dana realy crack me up. I never saw any insane dumpster diving squirels in highschool but suzieb-33 is right i can totaly see that happening to dana. hope you post soon. =)

    7. damn those psychotic squirrels! they must be stopped! and Alice’s Lunchfood facts were right on i wouldnt touch the stuff in highschool lol awesome job Bru you did a great job keep it coming cant wait for Alice and Dana to meet! :)

    8. Ha, this story is highly creative and insanely funny! I can’t get enough of Danish first meetings, so I’m really hoping that you’ll post again soon:) Oh, and btw, an article titled ” Psycho squirrel attacks HS tennis player” would certainly spark my interest! Lol, I know lame attempt, but still. Can’t wait for the update!

    10. Omg. I’m sitting here at my computer with my hand over my mouth trying to muffle my laughter so I dont alarm my sister sitting like 15 feet away from me. This story is brilliant. I’ve never seen our favorite girls captured so well as teens. This story is only on it’s second chapter, and already it’s tied for first on my list of favorite stories! I wonder how Shane will fit into this story, if you put her in here. I can’t wait to see what happens next! Please update soon, because I’m sure I’ll need a good laugh after this weekened at the hell-hole I call work! :-) You’re awesome!!

    15. Aww, isn’t Dana the most adorable thing in your story? lol, I would like to see Alice write an article on how to disloge a squirrel! :D I can’t wait for their first meeting! :D

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