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A Danish Beginning… Chapter 2
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“Omigod… it’s her!!” Alice said excitedly once she had gotten a good look at what was going on and had recognized Dana, even with the squirrel attached to her shirt.
“What, crazy girl over there?? Who is she?” Bette asked, all the while keeping her eyes trained on the blonde attempting to help the poor brunette out.
“That’s the very hot, very athletic, Dana Fairbanks!!”
“Why does it not surprise me that your new tennis hottie is as crazy as you are? I really need to make more friends. Hanging out with you for so long has got to be bad for my health, especially my mental stability.” Bette said turning to narrow her eyes at Alice.
“Oh, it’s way too late for that Porter. At this point, it would be best for everyone if you just go with the craziness.” Alice replied, not bothering to look at her as all of her attention was focused on Dana and her attempts at dislodging the squirrel.
“Damn… that squirrel is possessed or something. I’ve got to use this in an article somehow. Top 10 Ways to Dislodge a Squirrel?? Top 10 Animals to Fear?? Maybe… I’ll have to interview Dana to get her thoughts on the matter.” Alice grinned in anticipation of speaking with the hot brunette. Maybe she’d be the one to help calm the brunette down. Psychotic squirrels could be traumatizing. Perhaps she could offer to give Dana a massage. They could go back to her house after school, Lenore was never around so they would have some privacy.
Bette could feel herself tensing up as she watched the array of emotions cross Alice’s face. She could tell that the blonde reporter was plotting some diabolical scheme in her head. And when Alice plotted, Bette got drawn into the adventure which usually ended in detention for the two where Alice spent the time thinking up new ways to land the two in trouble.
All at once Alice grabbed Bette, jolting her out of her thoughts. “Where’d she go??? I have to talk to her!!”
“What? What are you talking about? WHO are you talking about??” A confused Bette pushed a wild looking Alice away from her.
“My tennis hottie!! Brunette Babe!!! DANA!!!”
“Jesus Alice, you’re worse than the fucking squirrel. Her and that blonde with her went to the bathroom after the squirrel jumped off your tennis player.”
“Perfect! Come on Porter.” With that, Alice grabbed Bette’s arm and began dragging her to the girls bathroom around the corner.
“What? Where are we going?” Bette nervously licked her lips.
“We’re going to check up on her! See if she needs anything, maybe a soda, or a hug, a massage, or a date Friday night.” Alice grinned in excitement.
“No. You’ve lost your mind. She’s probably not even gay. Drop it Al.”
“Whaaaaaat?? Fine. Whatever. I don’t care. I’ll just go by myself.” Alice stormed off towards the bathroom. Before she could push the door open Bette caught up, grabbed her arm, and muttered to her in a low voice.
“Okay, okay. I’ll go with you but just so that I can say ‘I told you so’ when she blows you off.” Bette said, while secretly hoping to meet the blonde friend of Dana Fairbanks.
“You’re on Porter. Now let’s go catch me a tennis babe!” Alice said, pushing the door open and entering the girl’s bathroom with a huge smile lighting up her face.
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a psychotic squirrel haaaaaaaaa
Hey there. Just got all caught up on your story. The squirrel bit was too funny. And tota;;y something that would happen to Dana. LOL. Anyways, I love it so far. Keep up the great work!
I’m really enjoying your fic. I can’t wait for Dana and Alice to meet, and to see where it goes from there. Great job. I’m looking forward to reading more.
Nice work once more!
Every year approximately 28 students die from mysterious cafeteria food.-would not suprise me with the freaky soy burgers that don’t taste like anything lol. Alice and Dana realy crack me up. I never saw any insane dumpster diving squirels in highschool but suzieb-33 is right i can totaly see that happening to dana. hope you post soon. =)
I love high energy crazy Alice!!!
damn those psychotic squirrels! they must be stopped! and Alice’s Lunchfood facts were right on i wouldnt touch the stuff in highschool lol awesome job Bru you did a great job keep it coming cant wait for Alice and Dana to meet! :)
Ha, this story is highly creative and insanely funny! I can’t get enough of Danish first meetings, so I’m really hoping that you’ll post again soon:) Oh, and btw, an article titled ” Psycho squirrel attacks HS tennis player” would certainly spark my interest! Lol, I know lame attempt, but still. Can’t wait for the update!
LOL. This is such a cute story. I think we should have a double date in the future! Danish and Tibette, ok, i’m hooked. Post soon!
Omg. I’m sitting here at my computer with my hand over my mouth trying to muffle my laughter so I dont alarm my sister sitting like 15 feet away from me. This story is brilliant. I’ve never seen our favorite girls captured so well as teens. This story is only on it’s second chapter, and already it’s tied for first on my list of favorite stories! I wonder how Shane will fit into this story, if you put her in here. I can’t wait to see what happens next! Please update soon, because I’m sure I’ll need a good laugh after this weekened at the hell-hole I call work! :-) You’re awesome!!
i like this, it’s a cute danish beginning, can’t wait to see what happens next!
once again i loved the teenaged exploits of alice and now dana! post again soon!
oh man i love the squirel! post more soon please!
I love the way this story reads, great job, you’ve got me very intrigued.
Aww, isn’t Dana the most adorable thing in your story? lol, I would like to see Alice write an article on how to disloge a squirrel! :D I can’t wait for their first meeting! :D
I loved Bette’s comment about Alice’s tennis hottie being as crazy as she is.
I think this is a great fic, hope you keep posting!
That was so funny, loving it!