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Behind Closed Doors
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Bette handed the clipboard back to the UPS delivery man, taking the large package in return.
"Careful, it’s heavy," the young man warned, turning to leave.
Reeling back slightly, Bette struggled back to get the door open and waddle her way back into the house, the large box obscuring her view.
"What was it, hon?" Tina called from the other room, her voice getting closer, indicating to Bette that she may have been entering the room, although considering all Bette could see was cardboard in front of her, she couldn’t be sure.
"A package," Bette replied, letting out a little grunt.
"What is it?" Tina asked. "Whoa, watch out!"
Bette stopped short, nearly colliding with Tina. "I don’t know what’s in it. It’s just…a box."
"Set it down. Let’s see what it is," Tina replied, looking eager as she helped Bette push the box onto the kitchen table. Scissors in hand, she analyzed the package. "Hmm, there’s no company name or return address or anything. Do you remember ordering anything lately?"
Sitting down wearily, Bette looked up at Tina. "No, I figured it was you."
Shrugging, Tina used the scissors to slice open the top. "Well, let’s see what it is."
Curious despite herself, Bette stood up and peered over Tina’s shoulder as she pulled apart the flaps to reveal…a huge dildo pointing up at them.
"What the fuck?" Bette exclaimed, jumping back.
Laughing, Tina set the scissors aside. "It’s our Pleasure Kit, remember?"
Groaning, Bette covered her eyes with one hand. "You’re kidding me!"
Recently, the couple’s sex life had become rather disappointing, when it happened at all. Unable to reclaim their spark on their own, and at the urging of their therapist, the pair had ordered something called "The Pleasure Kit," whose advertisement promised to "spice up your sex life once and for all!"
"I find it hard to believe that whatever is in here is going to suddenly cause the two of us to have all this hot, amazing sex and unsurpassed passion for each other," Bette grumbled, crossing her arms and eyeing the box.
"C’mon, babe, you agreed to this," Tina reminded her, giving the brunette a little nudge with her elbow. "Besides, we could have…fun with this. Let’s take it into the bedroom and check it out!"
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This was too funny! Thanks for the laughs. Post soon so we can read what Tina has in mind for the penis strapped to Bette’s chin. That could be very interesting. Right ?
That was funny
that was hilarious..and glad you wrote it for us.
This is so funny and love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn I laughed my britches off. As a Tibette fan I miss a lot of your stories. I very much enjoyed this one. It was down right hysterical.
Yes that was too funny….thanks for crossing over to the dark side….come back again soon….lol
That was hysterical! I laughed out loud, enjoying the visuals of your story. I’ve not read your fanfics before, but I will certainly put you on your list if this is any indication of what I’ve been missing!
That has to be to most crazy thing I’ve ever read on this side!!!!!!
WOW……I typically only comment in 1 or 2 stories but I had to put my fingers to work here! That was hysterical and the characters were spot on! That was great…thanks for the smile!
Oh, yeah and I was first…”oh yeah baby!”
yeah it is like catching mom and dad fyckin’ but that’s what the kids get for barging in!!!!! bloody Alice!!!!lmao
LOL…Do you want me now?” Bette demanded, the small penis on her chin bouncing as she spoke, looking quite comical. I could totally picture this and it made it even more funnier!……”I am Erotica Woman! Faster than a speeding vibrator, and able to fuck tall blondes in a single bound! Protector of all that is perverted and kinky!” I think this can be another superhero! LOLLOL…thanks for the laughs!
VERY FUNNY!!!! Iloughed out loud at work!”its like seeing your parents having sex” I loved this….more humor, IC gives us enough angst and drama!
Very funny. But I don’t think seeing Bette and Tina having sex would be like watching your parents have sex. You’re crazy Dana, that would be hottest parents in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMMIT I wish I wasn’t at work right now because I’d be able to scare the neighbors with my laughter. OMFG Where did you come up with that?! Well if anything the kit provided them with laughs. Hmmm the penis on the chin conjures up some interesting mental images. I guess Bette really IS a Lesbian Jedi. *laughing at the vibrator as a saber*
lol. Pretty good shot… I like it…we need more thing of that kind…great.
that was hilarious! ROFLMAO-kind of funny! Had to stop my self from laughing outloud at work and getting crazy looks from everyone. I needed that this morning! Great job!
funny story Fox. Great Job with the dialogue,completely hilarious. Enjoyed Bette and Tina engaging in humorous interactions, and the gang was so cute. I still would very much like to know, if they actually ended up using those toys,so post soon. TEasing is no good.
too funny… poor bette and tina just laying there laughing… leave it to alice to just go in there bedroom…
I’ve never been one for TiBette stories, in face, I’ve always avoided them if I know what it’s about, but you’re writing always gets me, so I had to read this one. I am SO glad I did! I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! I had my hand in my mouth and I was biting on it to keep from laughing out loud all three pages since my entire family is asleep. Great job! Ha ha. Christ. I love you!
Hey FF, That was a complete and utter laugh riot. The images were hilarious. I can just picture the chock and delight on all their faces. Perfect start. More please. Your Loyal Fan.
funny