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    Behind Closed Doors

    Story written on July 12, 2006 by Foxfire.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=61663
    Author Notes:

    When Bette and Tina are having problems with their sex life, they look for ways to spice it up…because after all, what they do in the privacy of their own home, behind closed doors, is their business, right? Maybe not…

    A humorous *gasp* TiBette oneshot.

    "Now?" Bette demanded, looking surprised.

    Tina took her wrist and tugged. "There’s no time like the present."

    "But Angelica – " Bette began in protest.

    "Is with Kit, and isn’t due to be picked up for another hour and a half. That gives us plenty of time," Tina finished for her, flashing her a small grin and scampering into the bedroom.

    Sighing, Bette once again managed to lift the heavy box and stumbled her way to the bedroom. Dropping it unceremoniously on the bed in front of Tina, she put her hands on her hips. "Okay, now what?"

    "Now we, um, well, use what’s in here, I guess," Tina replied, sounding a little less confident as she peered into the box with slight trepidation.

    Bette shook her head. "I have a hard time believing that anything this box holds can somehow suddenly fix our sex life and make it good again." She began to rummage around through the package’s contents.

    Crossing her arms, Tina glared at her. "Bette, this isn’t magic, and you know it. Don’t you think it’s worth a try, though? That this relationship is worth the effort? You could at least try to be a little more open about this and see what happens. Maybe even, oh, I don’t know – enjoy yourself?"

    Bette held a CD case up to the light. "Hmm, ‘Greatest Love-Making Songs.’ Let’s check this out, shall we?" Crossing the room, she popped the CD into the stereo, walking back to the bed as the opening notes of "Let’s Get It On" came through the speakers. Laughing, she looked pointedly at Tina. "How cliched. Does this turn you on, Tina?"

    Tina opened her mouth to reply, but was interrupted by Bette, who had extracted a pair of fuzzy pink handcuffs from the box. "Well look at these. Does this turn you on Tina?" She closed one end over her own wrist, letting it dangle from her arm. "No? How about this?" she demanded, pulling out a strap-on dildo. "Does this turn you on?" she muttered, awkwardly attaching it to herself.

    "Bette, don’t act this way," Tina protested.

    "I’m just playing along, Tee, like you suggested. I just want to see what turns you on," Bette argued, digging through the package once more. "What about these? Or maybe this?" She pulled out a pair of nipple clamps, quickly attaching them to her blouse above her nipples without actually catching any skin, and then holding up a small leather whip for Tina to view. "Is this what gets you excited?" she asked, slipping the whip into her belt. Finding a tube of body chocolate, she next held that up. "Could this be what turns you on?" She opened the tube, smearing choclate under her eyes like a football player. Next she found a leather face mask with a zipper over the mouth, which she struggled into, unzipping it so she could speak. "Do you like this?" she asked, her voice muffled, as she also strapped a smaller dildo onto her chin. Putting her hands to her hips, she faced Tina. "Is this what gets your juices flowing? Do you want me now?" Bette demanded, the small penis on her chin bouncing as she spoke, looking quite comical.

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    Comments

    1. This was too funny! Thanks for the laughs. Post soon so we can read what Tina has in mind for the penis strapped to Bette’s chin. That could be very interesting. Right ?

    7. That was hysterical! I laughed out loud, enjoying the visuals of your story. I’ve not read your fanfics before, but I will certainly put you on your list if this is any indication of what I’ve been missing!

    9. WOW……I typically only comment in 1 or 2 stories but I had to put my fingers to work here! That was hysterical and the characters were spot on! That was great…thanks for the smile!

    12. LOL…Do you want me now?” Bette demanded, the small penis on her chin bouncing as she spoke, looking quite comical. I could totally picture this and it made it even more funnier!……”I am Erotica Woman! Faster than a speeding vibrator, and able to fuck tall blondes in a single bound! Protector of all that is perverted and kinky!” I think this can be another superhero! LOLLOL…thanks for the laughs!

    13. VERY FUNNY!!!! Iloughed out loud at work!”its like seeing your parents having sex” I loved this….more humor, IC gives us enough angst and drama!

    14. Very funny. But I don’t think seeing Bette and Tina having sex would be like watching your parents have sex. You’re crazy Dana, that would be hottest parents in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    15. DAMMIT I wish I wasn’t at work right now because I’d be able to scare the neighbors with my laughter. OMFG Where did you come up with that?! Well if anything the kit provided them with laughs. Hmmm the penis on the chin conjures up some interesting mental images. I guess Bette really IS a Lesbian Jedi. *laughing at the vibrator as a saber*

    17. that was hilarious! ROFLMAO-kind of funny! Had to stop my self from laughing outloud at work and getting crazy looks from everyone. I needed that this morning! Great job!

    18. funny story Fox. Great Job with the dialogue,completely hilarious. Enjoyed Bette and Tina engaging in humorous interactions, and the gang was so cute. I still would very much like to know, if they actually ended up using those toys,so post soon. TEasing is no good.

    20. I’ve never been one for TiBette stories, in face, I’ve always avoided them if I know what it’s about, but you’re writing always gets me, so I had to read this one. I am SO glad I did! I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! I had my hand in my mouth and I was biting on it to keep from laughing out loud all three pages since my entire family is asleep. Great job! Ha ha. Christ. I love you!

    21. Hey FF, That was a complete and utter laugh riot. The images were hilarious. I can just picture the chock and delight on all their faces. Perfect start. More please. Your Loyal Fan.

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