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Behind Closed Doors
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Dana now looked curious, too. "Shocking? What is it?"
"Let me in there," Alice said, quickly using her hip to effectively push Shane out of the way.
Shane sighed and covered her eyes with her hands as the door slowly creaked open. "I warned you," she muttered.
"Holy shit!" Alice screamed, catching sight of Bette covered in sex toys, jumping up and down on the bed waving a humming vibrator, as the rubber penises attached to her body jiggled about.
"Fuck!" Bette shouted, dropping the vibrator to the floor in her surprise.
The still vibrating sex toy rolled across the floor, and ran into Dana’s foot. Screaming in terror, Dana let out a loud yelp and kicked at it, sending it puttering back across the room, where it smacked into the dresser and went dead with one last long, drawn-out buzz. "Oh my God! My foot! It touched me! Oh ick!" Dana shouted, hopping up and down on one foot, rubbing her shoe against the ground to remove germs.
"Whoa, well, um, obviously we interrupted, uh, something, so we’ll just be leaving now. Yeah. Sorry. So…bye," Shane apologized quickly, trying to avert her eyes from the scene in front of her.
"No, wait! Shane, this isn’t what we, um, do, or whatever," Bette protested quickly, struggling to remove the leather mask from her face. Throwing it to the ground, she glanced over at Tina, who was no help in her defense, as she lay on the bed still howling with laughter.
"Hey, no need to explain," Shane replied quickly. "What you guys do in your own time, in the privacy of your own home, is your business."
Alice was less tactful, however. "Damn, this is how you guys fuck?" she exclaimed, looking shocked. "I never would have guessed."
Dana clutched at Shane and let out a whimper. "Can we go now? I don’t feel so good. Take me home now!"
"No, wait, really," Bette protested, removing the leather whip from her belt and dropping it to the floor. "Let me explain. It’s a long story, really, and there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for this, I swear."
Shane held up her hands. "Hey, no need. We’ll be leaving now. Just go back to, um, whatever you were doing." She turned and left, pulling a wide-eyed Alice with her as a slightly green Dana sulked behind them.
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This was too funny! Thanks for the laughs. Post soon so we can read what Tina has in mind for the penis strapped to Bette’s chin. That could be very interesting. Right ?
That was funny
that was hilarious..and glad you wrote it for us.
This is so funny and love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn I laughed my britches off. As a Tibette fan I miss a lot of your stories. I very much enjoyed this one. It was down right hysterical.
Yes that was too funny….thanks for crossing over to the dark side….come back again soon….lol
That was hysterical! I laughed out loud, enjoying the visuals of your story. I’ve not read your fanfics before, but I will certainly put you on your list if this is any indication of what I’ve been missing!
That has to be to most crazy thing I’ve ever read on this side!!!!!!
WOW……I typically only comment in 1 or 2 stories but I had to put my fingers to work here! That was hysterical and the characters were spot on! That was great…thanks for the smile!
Oh, yeah and I was first…”oh yeah baby!”
yeah it is like catching mom and dad fyckin’ but that’s what the kids get for barging in!!!!! bloody Alice!!!!lmao
LOL…Do you want me now?” Bette demanded, the small penis on her chin bouncing as she spoke, looking quite comical. I could totally picture this and it made it even more funnier!……”I am Erotica Woman! Faster than a speeding vibrator, and able to fuck tall blondes in a single bound! Protector of all that is perverted and kinky!” I think this can be another superhero! LOLLOL…thanks for the laughs!
VERY FUNNY!!!! Iloughed out loud at work!”its like seeing your parents having sex” I loved this….more humor, IC gives us enough angst and drama!
Very funny. But I don’t think seeing Bette and Tina having sex would be like watching your parents have sex. You’re crazy Dana, that would be hottest parents in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMMIT I wish I wasn’t at work right now because I’d be able to scare the neighbors with my laughter. OMFG Where did you come up with that?! Well if anything the kit provided them with laughs. Hmmm the penis on the chin conjures up some interesting mental images. I guess Bette really IS a Lesbian Jedi. *laughing at the vibrator as a saber*
lol. Pretty good shot… I like it…we need more thing of that kind…great.
that was hilarious! ROFLMAO-kind of funny! Had to stop my self from laughing outloud at work and getting crazy looks from everyone. I needed that this morning! Great job!
funny story Fox. Great Job with the dialogue,completely hilarious. Enjoyed Bette and Tina engaging in humorous interactions, and the gang was so cute. I still would very much like to know, if they actually ended up using those toys,so post soon. TEasing is no good.
too funny… poor bette and tina just laying there laughing… leave it to alice to just go in there bedroom…
I’ve never been one for TiBette stories, in face, I’ve always avoided them if I know what it’s about, but you’re writing always gets me, so I had to read this one. I am SO glad I did! I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! I had my hand in my mouth and I was biting on it to keep from laughing out loud all three pages since my entire family is asleep. Great job! Ha ha. Christ. I love you!
Hey FF, That was a complete and utter laugh riot. The images were hilarious. I can just picture the chock and delight on all their faces. Perfect start. More please. Your Loyal Fan.
funny