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Behind Closed Doors
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As soon as they left the house, Dana leaned over, taking deep breaths. "I think I’m going to be sick now."
"Oh, quit being so dramatic, Dane," Shane scolded.
"Seriously," Dana said, looking up. "That freaked me out. I’m scarred for life. I can never have sex again."
Pushing Dana into the car, Alice got into the driver’s seat and said, "I never would have guessed them to be so kinky."
"Yeah, not like you two, huh?" Shane asked, snickering as she slid into the back seat. She was met by two identical glares from the front.
"Seriously, guys, I think that scene just ruined my sex life forever," Dana announced with a sigh, leaning her head back against the seat.
"Was it really that bad, though?" Shane asked.
"Worse," Alice confirmed, starting up the Mini.
"It’s like seeing your parents have sex," Dana added, letting out a little shiver. "I’ll never be able to get that sight out of my mind."
Turning to one another, they all made a face and muttered in unison, "Yuck!"
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"Oh my God, that was horrible," Bette complained, pacing back and forth across the bedroom.
"Come one, babe, it wasn’t that bad," Tina argued.
Bette stopped her pacing. "No, you’re right. It was worse! Do you think they believed us? You know, that this weird stuff is not really our normal sex routine?"
Biting back a laugh, Tina replied, "Well, I think they might have taken you a little more seriously if you had removed that thing from your face."
"What?" Bette demanded, feeling about her face. "Oh no," she wailed, realizing that although she’d managed to remove the rest of the toys from her body, she’d forgetten the penis strapped to her chin. Struggling to remove it, she grumbled, "You could have warned me."
"No, wait," Tina said, touching her arm. "Leave it on. I can think of a good use for it." Raising her eyebrows, she gave Bette a provocative grin as she leaned back on the bed.
Smirking, Bette advanced on her. "Oh you can, can you? Well, why don’t we see what you can think of?" she asked, leaping onto the bed and pushing Tina back onto the bed, covering her body with her own.
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This was too funny! Thanks for the laughs. Post soon so we can read what Tina has in mind for the penis strapped to Bette’s chin. That could be very interesting. Right ?
That was funny
that was hilarious..and glad you wrote it for us.
This is so funny and love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn I laughed my britches off. As a Tibette fan I miss a lot of your stories. I very much enjoyed this one. It was down right hysterical.
Yes that was too funny….thanks for crossing over to the dark side….come back again soon….lol
That was hysterical! I laughed out loud, enjoying the visuals of your story. I’ve not read your fanfics before, but I will certainly put you on your list if this is any indication of what I’ve been missing!
That has to be to most crazy thing I’ve ever read on this side!!!!!!
WOW……I typically only comment in 1 or 2 stories but I had to put my fingers to work here! That was hysterical and the characters were spot on! That was great…thanks for the smile!
Oh, yeah and I was first…”oh yeah baby!”
yeah it is like catching mom and dad fyckin’ but that’s what the kids get for barging in!!!!! bloody Alice!!!!lmao
LOL…Do you want me now?” Bette demanded, the small penis on her chin bouncing as she spoke, looking quite comical. I could totally picture this and it made it even more funnier!……”I am Erotica Woman! Faster than a speeding vibrator, and able to fuck tall blondes in a single bound! Protector of all that is perverted and kinky!” I think this can be another superhero! LOLLOL…thanks for the laughs!
VERY FUNNY!!!! Iloughed out loud at work!”its like seeing your parents having sex” I loved this….more humor, IC gives us enough angst and drama!
Very funny. But I don’t think seeing Bette and Tina having sex would be like watching your parents have sex. You’re crazy Dana, that would be hottest parents in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DAMMIT I wish I wasn’t at work right now because I’d be able to scare the neighbors with my laughter. OMFG Where did you come up with that?! Well if anything the kit provided them with laughs. Hmmm the penis on the chin conjures up some interesting mental images. I guess Bette really IS a Lesbian Jedi. *laughing at the vibrator as a saber*
lol. Pretty good shot… I like it…we need more thing of that kind…great.
that was hilarious! ROFLMAO-kind of funny! Had to stop my self from laughing outloud at work and getting crazy looks from everyone. I needed that this morning! Great job!
funny story Fox. Great Job with the dialogue,completely hilarious. Enjoyed Bette and Tina engaging in humorous interactions, and the gang was so cute. I still would very much like to know, if they actually ended up using those toys,so post soon. TEasing is no good.
too funny… poor bette and tina just laying there laughing… leave it to alice to just go in there bedroom…
I’ve never been one for TiBette stories, in face, I’ve always avoided them if I know what it’s about, but you’re writing always gets me, so I had to read this one. I am SO glad I did! I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! I had my hand in my mouth and I was biting on it to keep from laughing out loud all three pages since my entire family is asleep. Great job! Ha ha. Christ. I love you!
Hey FF, That was a complete and utter laugh riot. The images were hilarious. I can just picture the chock and delight on all their faces. Perfect start. More please. Your Loyal Fan.
funny