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    Behind Closed Doors

    Story written on July 12, 2006 by Foxfire.
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    Story Shortlink: https://lesfan.com/?p=61663
    Author Notes:

    When Bette and Tina are having problems with their sex life, they look for ways to spice it up…because after all, what they do in the privacy of their own home, behind closed doors, is their business, right? Maybe not…

    A humorous *gasp* TiBette oneshot.

    Having to hold back laughter, Tina had to look away.

    Getting into it now and on the verge of hysterical laughter herself, Bette swept a blanket off the bed and tied it around her neck like a cape and then grabbed a long pink vibrator, thrusting it in front of her like a sword. "I am Erotica Woman! Faster than a speeding vibrator, and able to fuck tall blondes in a single bound! Protector of all that is perverted and kinky!"

    Her face red with laughter, Tina could do nothing but giggle and gasp for air as she watched Bette turn the vibrator on its highest setting and begin to swing it around.

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    "You guys, I don’t think they’re home," Dana whined, reluctantly trailing behind Shane and Alice into the house.

    "They’ve almost got to be home," Alice argued. "The door’s unlocked and the car is out front."

    "So, maybe they went somewhere with someone else? Like Kit?" Dana suggested, shifting from foot to foot nervously. "I just don’t like being in someone else’s house when they don’t know I’m there and they’re not home."

    Shaking her head, Shane ducked into the living room, peering around. "They’re not with Kit – she’s got the baby today. Damnit, I know they’re here."

    "Why don’t we just invite them to dinner another time?" Dana whined, following behind Alice.

    "Because tonight we’re all free, Dane, and we’re ready to go now," Alice answered.

    Shane approached the bedroom door. "Besides, we really want them to go. When was the last time we all hung out together?" She paused, taking note of the closed door. "Maybe they’re in here." Slowly, she opened the door a crack and peered inside, the strains of "Let’s Get It On" drifting out to meet her ears. Suddenly, she jerked away from the door, pulling it closed behind her and whirling around, eyes wide.

    "What?" Alice demanded, sensing something was up.

    "Nothing, nothing," Shane protested quickly. "Nothing to see here. Let’s just, uh, you know, leave. Like immediately."

    "What’s going on? What did you see?" Alice demanded, looking around Shane at the door suspiciously.

    "Nothing," Shane insisted. As Alice made a move to open the door, she quickly blocked the door knob. "No! It’s all just too shocking!"

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    Comments

    1. This was too funny! Thanks for the laughs. Post soon so we can read what Tina has in mind for the penis strapped to Bette’s chin. That could be very interesting. Right ?

    7. That was hysterical! I laughed out loud, enjoying the visuals of your story. I’ve not read your fanfics before, but I will certainly put you on your list if this is any indication of what I’ve been missing!

    9. WOW……I typically only comment in 1 or 2 stories but I had to put my fingers to work here! That was hysterical and the characters were spot on! That was great…thanks for the smile!

    12. LOL…Do you want me now?” Bette demanded, the small penis on her chin bouncing as she spoke, looking quite comical. I could totally picture this and it made it even more funnier!……”I am Erotica Woman! Faster than a speeding vibrator, and able to fuck tall blondes in a single bound! Protector of all that is perverted and kinky!” I think this can be another superhero! LOLLOL…thanks for the laughs!

    13. VERY FUNNY!!!! Iloughed out loud at work!”its like seeing your parents having sex” I loved this….more humor, IC gives us enough angst and drama!

    14. Very funny. But I don’t think seeing Bette and Tina having sex would be like watching your parents have sex. You’re crazy Dana, that would be hottest parents in the world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    15. DAMMIT I wish I wasn’t at work right now because I’d be able to scare the neighbors with my laughter. OMFG Where did you come up with that?! Well if anything the kit provided them with laughs. Hmmm the penis on the chin conjures up some interesting mental images. I guess Bette really IS a Lesbian Jedi. *laughing at the vibrator as a saber*

    17. that was hilarious! ROFLMAO-kind of funny! Had to stop my self from laughing outloud at work and getting crazy looks from everyone. I needed that this morning! Great job!

    18. funny story Fox. Great Job with the dialogue,completely hilarious. Enjoyed Bette and Tina engaging in humorous interactions, and the gang was so cute. I still would very much like to know, if they actually ended up using those toys,so post soon. TEasing is no good.

    20. I’ve never been one for TiBette stories, in face, I’ve always avoided them if I know what it’s about, but you’re writing always gets me, so I had to read this one. I am SO glad I did! I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! I had my hand in my mouth and I was biting on it to keep from laughing out loud all three pages since my entire family is asleep. Great job! Ha ha. Christ. I love you!

    21. Hey FF, That was a complete and utter laugh riot. The images were hilarious. I can just picture the chock and delight on all their faces. Perfect start. More please. Your Loyal Fan.

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