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    Cabin Saints: For Shits and Giggles

    “Yeah, Kit everything is okay right ladies!?”

    “Yes, “they both replied.

    “Now, get it together and get ready for the next segment.” Both women after giving each other the middle finger returned back to their booths.

    “I am going to get so drunk after this is all over, “Shane mumbles to herself.

    “Care to explain yourself Shane!?”

    “Baby, okay look I didn’t know about who the models were until two days ago but in my defense I couldn’t get any replacements because it was too late!”

    “So, what did you do put out an ad that said if I slurped on your click like it was the last bit of capri-sun come model for me?”

    “No, look I found this place that did all the hiring of the models for me look I still have the business card, “she says while digging in her jacket pocket, “See look for yourself?”

    Looking at the business card Carmen had to pause for a moment so she wouldn’t throw up in her mouth, “Kibbles, Tits, and Clits Modeling Agency., ”she manages to say, “Shane what type of bootleg business is this!?”

    “I know….I know but I was desperate!”

    “Shane, still Pokemoning huh, “Carmen says shaking her head in shame.

    “Pokemoning what does that mean?”

    “You just gotta catch e ’m all.”

    “No it’s not like that anymore I swear!”

    “I’m with Carmen whoever named their business this filth is one nasty, sick, and twisted bast——-owwwwwwww what the hell, “she yells as she feels a sharp slap on her butt.

    “Well, well, well I recognize that fat moose knuckle anywhere!” Hearing the voice she begins to feel dizzy turning around fully she felt like you do when you rub your eyes so hard you enter some other galaxy seeing crazy colors, patterns, and swirls. She had to keep swallowing repeatedly to keep from throwing up. After I few seconds she was finally able to gather herself and speak.

    “Goldie!”

    “A.k.a the snapping turtle don’t act like you forgot, “he says thrusting his pelvis back and forth reminding her of the night they spent together in Colorado.

    “Stop, you’re making me sick…………………why huh, why are you here? Are you stalking me!?”

    “Stalking you no my thick Kit Kat Thundercat I’m working all these models work for me.”

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    1. You made my day just fantastic! This was too crazy for words. I had a good laugh about it.

      Sorry to see that this was the last chapter, i really hope you will post another story.

      Thanks for the story.

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