“Shit, I know where this is going Helena please don’t————-.”

“Oh, Dylan relax all I was going to say is your lips never stay dry that’s all.”

“Okay so what chap stick do you use?”

“Yeah, Dylan, “Alice chimes in.

“Uh, we should really go find Carmen, “Dylan says trying to change the subject.

“Oh, Dylan no need to be ashamed it’s called “My Vagina” juice it’s a natural lip balm.”

“Helena!”

“What Dylan? What did I say!?”

“Forget it I’m out of here, “she stays standing to her feet and walking off.

“Dylan where are you going, “Helena calls after her.

“The bathroom to soak my tampon in Vodka!”

“Oh no you don’t you can’t drunk without me, “she says following her.

“Uh, what the hell just happened?”

“I don’t know Tina but I think I just got a little turned on.”

“Alice!”

“You guys are nasty!”

“Can’t help it Max.”

“Come on lets go find Carmen.”

Backstage Carmen didn’t know what to expect she was so angry she could feel herself about to burst. There were different booths and dressing rooms assigned to both the stylist and models. It was a mad house, clothes, makeup, models changing in and out of their clothes, assistants running frantically back and forth, and a Ghost Busters Stay Puft Marshmallow Man walking around in daisy dukes singing Whams Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go. As she steps over a pile of clothes she is taken off guard by an ongoing argument between two models.

“Kristen stop playing around and give it back!”

“Give what back I didn’t take anything from you!”

“Oh really, “the woman says folding her arms, “You took my virginity!”

“No, I didn’t that’s a lie someone cracked that tuna can opened long before I did!”

“How do you know!?”

“Because who loses their virginity watching Arachnophobia!?

“What’s your point?”

“Nothing, is this because I dumped you!?”

“No, okay first of all you didn’t dump me, she, her, okay I Monique never gets dumped, “she says speaking of herself in the first person,” This is about you stealing the packs of oriental sex powders that were sitting on the table in my booth!”

“Oh, I see someone is still a slut aye.”

“I am not a slut okay, I just have a friendly vagina!”