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Cabin Saints: For Shits and Giggles

“Oh no you don’t, “Carmen yells. When Kit turned back around she saw Shane with her head down trying to walk away.
“Shane, bring your Jack the Pumpkin King looking ass back over here!” Shane with her head down walks slowly over to Kit.
“How could you!?”
“Sorry, Kit but I was desperate and needed models for the show I didn’t know it was Goldies company and I didn’t know he had girls I had————–, “Shane cuts herself off as she could see the smoke coming from Carmens nose.
“You know what I don’t even blame you I blame myself I should have known better when you told me you kept having exotic dreams about an adult Dora The Explorer!”
“OMG, Shane!?”
“Carmen I told you that in confidence!”
“Still a freak huh Shane, “one of models says watching the drama unfold.
“Hey, not now okay, “she says pointing to her.
“Look, I would love to stay and engage in this little reunion, “he says walking back towards Kit, “But, I know you think I’m nasty but I’m not I’m just a man who fell in love.”
“Awwww, Goldie that’s the most romantic thing you have ever said to me.”
“See, I can be romantic besides your legs are reminding me of peanut butter so smooth and fine can I spread them!?”
“I knew it……….I knew it……….get the hell away from me!”
“Hey, Unk that’s all you!?”
“Reese, you know I like my women a little seasoned and fine like wine, “Shane, Carmen, and Kit were shocked to see the woman who gave them the run down on the argument earlier was Goldies niece.
“That’s your uncle, “Carmen ask.
“Yup, can’t you tell we have the same taste in women, “she says licking her lips at Kit.
“Ughhhhhhhhhhh, “Kit responded.
“You know what I’m out of here, “Carmen says storming off towards the exit.
“Carmen! Carmen wait!”
“Hey, don’t worry about Carmen I’ll talk to her right now focus on finishing up this fabulous show.”
“Thanks Kit.” Kit begins to create a pathway through the crowd that gathered to try to reach and calm Carmen down. As she begins to walk she feels a hand on her waist spinning her around it was Goldie.
“Goldie are you out of your mind!?”
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This story is so funny, thank you for posting and please post more soon.
Thank you for reading!!!
You made my day just fantastic! This was too crazy for words. I had a good laugh about it.
Sorry to see that this was the last chapter, i really hope you will post another story.
Thanks for the story.
Hahahhaha, thanks what can I say I’m a clown thanks for reading! New comedy story in the works!