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    Cabin Saints: For Shits and Giggles

    “You’re right Tina that does smell good, “Dylan says inhaling deep taking in the scent.

    “Your damn right it does hell it taste even better see if you go behind that bouncy house that looks like a giant cervix that’s the food cart, “she says pointing in that direction.

    “You have a food court, “Max asks in shock.

    “Uh, food court no, food carts yes there’s a whole line of fire pits oh when you get back there  don’t be turned off by the Walmart shopping carts.”

    “Shopping carts would purpose do they serve?”

    “Oooooohweee, that’s one sexy accent you have, “she says staring at Helena like she wanted to slop her up with a biscuit, “Oh, the carts we use them as grills it gives the food added flavor.”

    “Oh, hell no.”

    “Bette, come on let’s check it out.”

    “Tina, were supposed to be looking for Carmen were already missing parts of the show, let’s find Carmen and get back inside.”

    “Sorry, Bette I’m with Tina on this one how about you Alice?” From the moment they were stopped by the woman on the street Alice mind was somewhere else she wasn’t paying attention to anything that was going on around her. She had called Tashas cell phone 3 times since they’ve been outside and she didn’t answer she was beginning to feel like something was wrong.

    “Yeah, yeah…….that’s cool, “she responds still not paying attention.

    “I hate to say it I love Shanes show but this is where the party is at I’m following her, “Helena says.

    “Helena, “both Dylan and Bette yell at the same time.

    “Oh, come on you guys it will be fun!”

    “That’s right be Like Toucan Sam and follow your nose, “the woman says smiling. Helena grabbing Dylans hand follows behind the woman with Alice and Max not too far behind.

    “Baby, it will be fun I promise, “Tina says pulling Bette in the same direction. After a few seconds Bette reluctantly agrees.

    When they finally arrived at the “Food Carts” they had every type of food you could possibly imagine BBQ, Italian, Chinese, Seafood, Mexican, Seafood, and other. Other, meaning when they walked by and saw what was cooking no one could identify what it was. After walking for 10 minutes the woman guiding them finally stopped. There on the shopping cart gril where 10 hens roasting over the open fire the smell was intoxicating. Even Bette had to admit to herself the hens looked and smelled good.

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    1. You made my day just fantastic! This was too crazy for words. I had a good laugh about it.

      Sorry to see that this was the last chapter, i really hope you will post another story.

      Thanks for the story.

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