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    Cabin Saints: For Shits and Giggles

    “Everyone this is my friend I was telling you about Mary Jane Puffer, Mary Jane this is everyone, “she says introducing everyone to each other.

    “Those hens you’re cooking sure smell good!”

    “Hens! I’m not cooking any hens, “Mary Jane says taking offense to Max comment, “If you want hens go see Pissy Missy that’s her specialty at food cart #9.”

    “Uh, I’m sorry I’m confused what are you cooking its smaller than a chicken so if it isn’t a hen what type of meat is it, “Bette ask curiously.

    “I don’t care it smells and looks good how much, “Tina says searching for her wallet in her purse.

    “$10.00 for a whole one, $5.00 for a half of one.”

    “Tina!”

    “What Bette?”

    “You’re not serious about eating that you don’t even know what it is!?”

    “Bette you worry too much how can something that smells so good be bad for you, “she says handing the woman a $5.00 bill.”

    “I’m with Bette, Tina you don’t know what type of meat that is.”

    “Tina pay Dylan no attention, I would like a whole one please, “Helena proudly says.

    “Hmmmmmmmm, omg this taste amazing! Baby, you should really try it!” When the woman handed Helena hers she shared her other half with Max since Dylan wasn’t interested. Both Helena and Max could not contain their excitement as they bit into the sweet and flavored meat.

    “This is amazing!”

    “It’s so tender it’s falling right off the bone, “Max says right before biting into the succulent meat again. While Max, Helena, and Tina enjoyed their meal Bette and Dylan were completely disgusted. Since arriving at the Food Carts Alice all of her attention was focused on her phone.

    “I’m glad all of you are enjoying it nothing satisfies the stomach better like a smoked pigeon marinated in pork and bean juice, “Mary Jane says proudly. Hearing Mary Jane, Tina, Max, and Helena immediately stopped chewing and spit the meat they were chewing out of their mouths. Dylan and Bette on the other hand used to each other for leverage to keep from falling down in laughter.

    “What the hell, I just ate Woody Wood Pecker!?”

    “Disgusting!”

    “I think I’m going to be sick, “Max says clutching his stomach.”

    Comments

    1. You made my day just fantastic! This was too crazy for words. I had a good laugh about it.

      Sorry to see that this was the last chapter, i really hope you will post another story.

      Thanks for the story.

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