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Cabin Saints: For Shits and Giggles

“Helena!”
“What? What did I say!?”
“Alice, wait up, “Tina calls after her. A few moments later everyone finally got a glimpse and what had captured Alice attention. The main security shack was moving relentlessly back and forth. The one window that faced the oncoming traffic was completely fogged up. As Alice got closer she could hear voices coming from the inside. There were two other security guards standing near the shack however when they both saw the Angry Bird expression on her face neither one bothered to stop her. Reaching out she reaches for the door knob before she can grab it the door flew open.
“You’re crazy ass hell, “the person says flying out of the door. The impact was so powerful they lost their footing and fell onto the pavement. In a split second they were able to regain their footing and stand on their feet now facing Alice.
“Tasha, “Alice calls out her name.
“Al———-!”
“Stop trying to fight destiny my chocolate caramel frappe!”
“Miranda stay the hell away from me!” Alice looking at Tasha doesn’t know what to think her dress slacks were unbutton and barley hanging on her waist. Her dress shirt was opened, ripped, with every button missing. The black tank top she wore underneath was torn, her hair was in complete disarray, and there were red lipstick smudges all over her collar and face. Miranda was on a hunt and after searching for what felt like a lifetime she finally found her prey…………….Tasha.
“Do you know how freaking hot you are, “she says smiling as she slowly walks down the steps of the guard shack towards Tasha.
“Miranda, I’m serious stay your crazy Girl Interrupted ass on that porch!”
“Oh, shit, “Bette says now standing next to Alice. Two minutes later everyone joined her taking in the scene as they also struggled with trying to figure out what was going on.
“Girl, Interrupted awwww baby that’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever said to me.”
“This chick is crazy! Alice what is going on!?”
“I don’t know Max that’s what I want to know!”
“Listen my sexy chocolate Almond Joy, I know you don’t believe it but we were meant to be! Ever since I found out about that blonde haired barn yard bibbo stealing you away from me, my world has been crushed. I mean can’t eat, I can’t sleep, I can’t even masturbate to the life sized cardboard cutout I have of you that I sleep next too every night in bed.”
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This story is so funny, thank you for posting and please post more soon.
Thank you for reading!!!
You made my day just fantastic! This was too crazy for words. I had a good laugh about it.
Sorry to see that this was the last chapter, i really hope you will post another story.
Thanks for the story.
Hahahhaha, thanks what can I say I’m a clown thanks for reading! New comedy story in the works!