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Cabin Saints: For Shits and Giggles

“Life sized huh, I wonder if she could get me one that looks like Jessica Rabbit?”
“Helena, “Max says disgustingly.
“Sorry, Max I’m with Helena Jessica was drawn superfine!”
“Tina!”
“Sorry, Bette, “she says shyly.
“See when I woke up this morning I thought it was going to be a bad day when my imaginary friend filed a restraining order against me, but you know what!?”
“What, that you should walk around with one of those viewer discretion is strongly advised signs on your forehead!?”
“I love when you talk dirty to me, but no that’s not it what I was going to say what I was going to say was that same friend led me right to you.”
“First of all, you weren’t led right to me you threw yourself on me when my back was turned and tried to swipe your hand down the crack of my ass! What the hell were you trying to do a credit card swipe!?”
“Yup, “she says smiling.
“For what?”
“I wanted to see if you tasted like Nutella like I’ve always imagine you to be.”
“Freak!
“Oh she’s nasty, “Max mumbles under his breath but it was loud enough for everyone to hear.
“I like her, Dylan you really could learn a lot——.”
“Ughhhhhhhhhh, “Dylan frustratingly says.
“Miranda look I am not interested in you okay and you forcing yourself on me it’s not going to get me to change my mind!”
“You don’t mean that one day well be happily married with few kids———-.”
“Kids what are you serious!?”
“I’ll be a good mother besides I get plenty of practice raising my Sims.”
“Hey, what the hell is going on, “a familiar voice yells, “Why do you look like a wildebeest stampede victim?”
“Shane, “everyone yells out at once shocked to see her.
“Yeah, it’s me Tasha what the hell happened to you?”
“It’s a long story, “she says looking at Miranda who was now licking her lips. Shane now looking at Miranda finally realizes what was going on.
“What are you doing out here you should be inside! Your show what about your show, “Tina says.
“Oh, that’s over because someone wasn’t at their desk monitoring who should be backstage which allowed some Garbage Pail looking woman backstage handing out samples of meat marinated in this sweet sauce so——–.”
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This story is so funny, thank you for posting and please post more soon.
Thank you for reading!!!
You made my day just fantastic! This was too crazy for words. I had a good laugh about it.
Sorry to see that this was the last chapter, i really hope you will post another story.
Thanks for the story.
Hahahhaha, thanks what can I say I’m a clown thanks for reading! New comedy story in the works!