“Do you have on too much makeup well that depends on whether or not you’re trying to kill Batman or not.”

“Shit, “Shane mumbles.

“Wait did she just say I look like the Joker, “Celine says lunging towards her.

“Yup, “the makeup assistant says co-signing.

“No, no, no that’s not what she meant isn’t that right Miranda.” Before Shane could completely diffuse the situation she was being called on her head set. Placing herself in the middle of Miranda and Celine she answers the call but hits the speakerphone button instead.

“Listen whoever this is now is not a good time I’ll call you———-!”

“What, what did I say?”

“You know what you said you sorry piece of————.”

“Wait before you finish it just dawned on me where I know you from and you know what you should be very proud of yourself.” Celine completely taken off guard by the sweet change in demeanor Miranda showed caused her to lighten up. Yes, she had graced the pages of many prominent magazines and high fashion runways. Despite her rude outburst she now considered Miranda a fan.

“Why, thank you so where did you see me? Was it the giant billboard off Rodeo? Or was it my six page spread in this months Sports Illustrated?”

“Nope, it was none of those but I loved you on Animal Planet though, “she nonchalantly says. Celine in a fit of rage snatches the wig off her head and tries to smack Miranda in the head with it. Both Shane and her assistant grabbed her arm in mid-air and wrestled her to the ground.

“Get off of me I’m going to kill her!”

“Celine relax!”

“Calm down please we need you to finish the show!”

“Yeah, Celine calm down, “Miranda says sarcastically and is now filing her nails.

“Shane! Shane, just what the hell is going on, “the voice said loudly blaring through her headset. Finally able to stand on her feet Shane grabs Celines left arm, pulling it behind her in a chicken wing grip hold.

“Calm down!”

“Shane my arm let it go!”

“Only, if you agree to calm down!”

“Okay, okay, okay, promise, “Shane believing the sincerity in her voice releases her arm.

“Hey, you grab the wig and get back in the hair and makeup chair asap!” The assistant grabbing the wig off the floor picks it up and walks over to Celine. After fixing her clothes she looks at Miranda once again, “Don’t forget today is trash day so don’t forget to put yourself out on the curb bitch!”