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Cabin Saints: Let’s Go Skiing
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“Hey Al looks like someone was checking you out, “Kit says playfully nudging her.
“Oh, Kit please did you eat some of those special brownies before we left?”
“Now, just who do you think I am eating brownies before I hit the slopes give me a little more credit Al!”
“Kit.”
“Okay, shit I had three hell everybody else was drinking I wanted to have some fun too Mommy Dearest!”
“If you all will please follow me I’m going to take you to get fitted for your skies.
When they got to the fitting area they all picked out there skiing gear which consisted of googles, gloves, skis, ski poles, and a ski helmet. While they were getting there gear Tina notices Jenny missing.
“Hey where is Jenny?”
“Shit who knows probably out somewhere terrorizing the Abominable Snowman.”
“Fuck that after that pocket rocket she let go in the van she better be somewhere terrorizing a bottle of douche for her asshole, “Bette says.
Jill notices that Alice is having a hard time putting on her skis she approaches her and offers to help her.
“Hey let me get that for you?”
Helping with her with her snow boots Jill pulls the straps tight and helps guide her feet inside the skies.
“Uh, thank you, “Alice says.
“You’re welcome—-sorry I didn’t catch your name?”
“Alice.”
“You have a beautiful name.”
Alice was no fool Jill was flirting with her and it couldn’t have been more obvious.
“Thank you.”
“Al your milkshake really does bring all the girls to your yard, “Shane says laughing her ass off.
“Okay forget you I can’t help it if bees like to swarm to my honeypot.”
“Honeypot really Al?”
“Oh, Shane the hate is so real right now!”
“If I can get everyone’s attention were now going to head to the ski lift, “Jill says.
“Uhmmm, hey Jillybean, “Kit says.
“It’s Jill.”
“Whatever—–how high does this ski lift go?”
“Pretty high Kit.”
“Shit, I hate heights!”
Jill leads them to the ski lift where they are paired off in twos.
Bette and Tina get on the ski lift and could carless about skiing Tina is more concerned about getting Bette back to the cabin so they can play their rendition of Let It Go.
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If your following this story its not hard to tell I was the class clown in school………my ass stayed in trouble (I put my parents through hell)! Everybody thought I was crazy but not my grandma used to always say, “Baby aint nothing wrong with you—your just misunderstood”! Hahahahhahha—thanks grandma! Crazy recognizes crazy!!!! I need a drink……anyway enjoy and thanks for reading!
And that’s why I favorite you, two crazy people on one site haha. I loved the comedy in here, omg the Karate thing killed me, and the “Dylan over there starts getting all crazy bald headed Brittany swinging the umbrella on me” hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhaha sigh..can’t wait for next chapter
Yeah….there’s something definitely wrong with me hey I’ve just grown to accept it!!!!
LOL!! I needed that laugh and Jenny truly is from the pits of hell.
I like this crazy story
you write, loved the doll
rsrsrsrsrrsrsrss snow.
5 esctrelas.
OMG!!!! Funniest thing I have read in a long time!! Awesome!
Wednesday Adams is an angel compared to this whack job ! Hurry Santa Hurry Fast !
Enjoyed it, thanks. Class clown I believe it
This story is incredible hilarious! Put a big smile on my face!
ROTFLMAO!! This was more hilarious than watching Ace Ventura climb out of a rhino’s ass!
Thanks for starting off my Monday with a laugh Skunk!!
That was my favorite part of Ace Ventura too……hahahahahahhahahahahaahhaha!
Taking off my straight jacket as I speak…..there more where this came from!!! Stay Tuned! Thanks for reading!
That was so funny, I almo pee my pant lol