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Cabin Saints: Let’s Go Skiing
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Jenny since taking a seat at the table has only said one word and Carmen was the first to notice.
“Hey Jenny you’re really quiet this morning is everything okay?”
“Oh yes, Carmen I’m fine I’m just in my happy place that’s all.”
“Your happy place meaning the pits of hell, ”Max says.
“Max did you know that it is a known fact that some people are actually conceived through anal sex?”
“What—whoever said that is full of it and so are you, “Max says in disgust.
“Then how do you explain you being an asshole?”
“Daaaaaaaaaamn, “she got you on that one Max, ”Bette says instigating and laughing.
“Why thank you Bette.”
Hearing Jenny thank her Bette stops laughing immediately, “Oh don’t thank me I still don’t like your crazy Side Show Bob looking ass.”
“Bette, “Tina says.
Tasha finishes making Alices omelet and brings it to her. Looking at her omelet Alice is impressed.
“Thank you.”
“You’re welcome.”
Tina catching wind of the exchange mumbles under her breath, “They don’t even know it yet but they want each other and bad!”
Okay, hey after everyone is finished eating we have to start getting ready to hit the slopes we have to be there before 11 a.m., “Helena says while rolling her eyes at Dylan.
“Hey that means get dressed and not play ring around the rosy one last time, ”Kit says looking at Bette, Tina, Carmen, and Shane.
“What, ”they all say at once.
Kit just stares at them.
Taking a deep breath, “Yeah okay fine Kit sorry Tina were going to have to wait until we get back I swear Kit you know how to shit on someones dream don’t you?”
“Hey I do what I can do when I can do it!”
Everyone returned to their rooms to get dressed an hour later they all emerged meeting in the main hallway near the front door. While everyone is talking with each other waiting for the escort van to arrive Carmen notices Tasha standing away from everyone leaned against one of the hallway walls.
“Wtf Tasha why aren’t you dressed, “Carmen asked.
“Oh, I’m going to stay in and hangout here.”
Hearing Tasha say she was staying Alice was disappointed.
“Stay in why?”
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If your following this story its not hard to tell I was the class clown in school………my ass stayed in trouble (I put my parents through hell)! Everybody thought I was crazy but not my grandma used to always say, “Baby aint nothing wrong with you—your just misunderstood”! Hahahahhahha—thanks grandma! Crazy recognizes crazy!!!! I need a drink……anyway enjoy and thanks for reading!
And that’s why I favorite you, two crazy people on one site haha. I loved the comedy in here, omg the Karate thing killed me, and the “Dylan over there starts getting all crazy bald headed Brittany swinging the umbrella on me” hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahhaha sigh..can’t wait for next chapter
Yeah….there’s something definitely wrong with me hey I’ve just grown to accept it!!!!
LOL!! I needed that laugh and Jenny truly is from the pits of hell.
I like this crazy story
you write, loved the doll
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5 esctrelas.
OMG!!!! Funniest thing I have read in a long time!! Awesome!
Wednesday Adams is an angel compared to this whack job ! Hurry Santa Hurry Fast !
Enjoyed it, thanks. Class clown I believe it
This story is incredible hilarious! Put a big smile on my face!
ROTFLMAO!! This was more hilarious than watching Ace Ventura climb out of a rhino’s ass!
Thanks for starting off my Monday with a laugh Skunk!!
That was my favorite part of Ace Ventura too……hahahahahahhahahahahaahhaha!
Taking off my straight jacket as I speak…..there more where this came from!!! Stay Tuned! Thanks for reading!
That was so funny, I almo pee my pant lol