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Chapter 45 – What Will I Be Eating?
Bette was a little nervous with Alice leading the way but she looked at Tina expectantly.
“Didn’t get to talk about me? Alice, you found out that I’m Bettesexual right?” Tina’s self-deprecating humor earned her another respectful round of chuckles as she winked at Bette who was about to take a sip from her nearly empty glass of iced tea. “And from what I understand you were once of the same persuasion, am I right, Alice?”
Bette’s sip was sprayed all over Angus’s left arm as he was the poor bastard sitting to her right when she reacted. “Oh shit, I’m so sorry Angus!” Bette panicked and dropped Tina’s hand as the table erupted in laughter. She gathered up all the extra napkins to wipe up his arm.
“Damn, Little Porter. I’ll buy you another tea if it’s that bad.” Angus said.
“I guess the cat’s outta the bag, Baby Girl!” Kit laughed as she tossed a few more napkins at Angus and Bette.
This made Tina snicker mischievously knowing that Bette was thrown for a loop. Bette heard the evil giggle and couldn’t help smile herself behind the napkin she was using to wipe her mouth. She looked at the amused blonde sideways with one lifted eyebrow.
I can do that too, Little Porter, Tina thought as she reflected the look back at Bette.
Damn, she looks so sexy when she gives me that look, Bette thought as she was the first to break the stare and shake her head.
“What? Did you or did you not go out with,” Tina looked at Kit quizzically, “what did you call her again?”
“Motormouth.”
“Right, thanks. Motormouth, Little Porter?”
Looking across the table at the subject of conversation, Alice knew it was long past the time to change the subject.
“Hey!” she said getting Tina’s attention with a few finger snaps. “Who’s in charge of this interrogation?” She stuck her thumb at herself firmly, “That’s right, Motormouth. Now, you leave me no choice but to start shootin’ from the hip, Blondie.”
Shane pushed her plate away from her and dropped her forehead to the table.
“I’ll start you off with some softballs, alright? Where you from?”
“Originally Arizona, but I grew up in Atlanta.”
“Siblings or only child?”
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meloveslu says
I remember this chapter being fun to write. I always enjoyed the scenes in the show where the whole gang was all involved. It was light and usually funny. One of my faves is the phone call scene at the beginning of S4E6. Good shit.
BeeCharmer says
I’ve just caught up with this story and I’m with Amethyst: you are a wonderful writer ????.
This chapter was very funny to read and season four certainly had its moments too! I loved that phone call scene as the Charlie’s Angels opening (I think it was episode 2, season 4): hilarious!
Thank you for re-writing this.
meloveslu says
Aww, thanks BeeCharmer. Very cute handle, by the way.
Yaaaasss! The Charlie’s Angels intro was hysterical. Despite the shitty way Season 3 went down, the beginning of the season had some funny moments when they were all sitting around at the Planet naming off all the different slang terms for vagina. And of course the group scenes in Lifecycle were also fun.
I really miss this show. ????
Amethyst says
I have a love hate relationship with you just so you know. The SUSPENSE is killing me, but it’s sooo good. I need more, im an addict without shame. Cannot wait for the next chapter ????
You’re a wonderful writer ????????
meloveslu says
First of all, thank you for the compliment. It’s always nice to hear from new folks that they appreciate my silly little story.
Second, you’re not the first to have a love/hate relationship with me I’m sure. ????
There’s no suspense here. We all know where this is going lol.
Amethyst says
Oh we do, all to well. When/Where/How is where the suspense kicks in. I’m just like LETS GO ALREADY, but secretly I’m loving that your drawing it out.
meloveslu says
Everyone loves a good tease. ????
Bibi28 says
Thanks for the tip MeLL!!!
I didn’t find it back. But i was logged in when i wrote the comment and after a few times of trying to comment i went back and saw i had to log in before i could comment. It seems the site logged me out at the same time i tried to send my comment.
I love the scenes with the group together too, very funny indeed!
For the rest of my comment, see the one above from Amethyst 😁
meloveslu says
Yes, group scenes were always a good time.
The site has been acting a bit wonky over the last couple of weeks. Hopefully there are some bug fixes that have been undertaken to correct them. Thanks for sticking with this story and also defending my honor at times. ????
Silentreader says
have to say that so far I love your story…
love how funny, intense, sweet the interaction in between Bette and Tina…
hope you will post another chapter soon…:-)
meloveslu says
Aww shucks. Thanks SR! Come back Sunday evening or early Monday morning and there should be more chapters for you to read! They may even be of the sexy variety ????
meloveslu says
BTW, Silentreader, you may want to review my author’s note above and go fetch your comments on the other stories as well. I found them in limbo on the back end of the site. Just follow my instructions and they should pop up as visible.
Silentreader says
I’m not sure if I follow you.. :/
sorry..I’m not using English on regular basis..so I don’t really understand what you meant.. :/
Silentreader says
forget it…I knew what you tried to tell me about..and fixed it..
tks Mel
izzie says
So glad to see you updating your story !
Thanks for the tip on the reviews and oh BTW, be careful with your liver but enjoy yourself !
meloveslu says
Thanks Izzie! I saw that you were able to fix your comments so that they show up on previous chapters now. Nice job!
My liver is evil and must be destroyed. ????
kiwipit says
Thanks for this ensemble of chapters, MeLL. I thoroughly enjoyed all of them.
You did great with the back and forth between Bette/Alice, Alice/Tina, Alice/gang. I like how comfortable and confidend Tina is around Bette and the gang.
When reading the phrase “I’ll get back to you”, I always have to think of the song Ring Ring (?) by De La Soul. At that time I wasn’t familiar with the expression but picked it up from the song and added it to my vocabulary. Education through music ????
Looking forward to the weekend and more post, enjoy your week,
cheers
meloveslu says
“Hey, how you doin? Sorry I can’t get through.” ????
Since Friday is my birthday, this weekend is likely to be another rager so if I can remember, maybe I’ll post a drunken birthday chapter so you have a full day to read it on Saturday. No promises though.