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Christmas with the Kennards- Chapter 4
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“Test them first, Sugah!” Donna called waving to Bette before she handed the lights to Alice.
Bette smiled and walked over to the porch, plugging the lights in, thankful that they lit up. Alice climbed to the very top of the ladder, stretching to reach the peak, and grunted as she almost came toppling down.
“I can’t reach!”
“I’ll hold the ladder,” Bette offered with a smile, stepping aside for James to take his place where Alice once stood.
“I can’t go up there,” James shot back terrified.
“What do you mean?”
“I can’t stand heights,” James pleaded. “You have to do it, we only need a few more inches and you tower over Alice.”
“I’m right here,” Alice said standing with her hands on her hips defiantly. “I consider myself average height for a woman.”
“If you live at the North Pole and make toys,” James laughed as he watched Bette begin to climb the ladder.
Bette held onto one end of the lights as she climbed to the top. As her foot barely slipped from the wrung, James quickly placed his hand on her ass to steady her.
“I’m glad we got assigned to outside decorations,” Alice said when Bette caught her eye. “I am certain they aren’t having as much fun inside as I am here with you and James’s hand.”
Shane closed her right eye and then opened it closing the left, trying to determine if the tree was indeed centered to the fireplace. Her tongue was slightly showing as she curled it up around her upper lip in concentration.
“I think it looks good,” Tina said as she stepped beside Dana who was holding a glass of white liquid in her hand. “Did you try it?”
“It just doesn’t look appealing,” Dana whined as she held the glass up to her nose and allowed a disgusted look to come across her face.
“It’s eggnog,” Jackie said laughing. “Not spooge.”
“Must you be so crass?” Tina said nudging her sister. “I’ll make it bearable.”
Tina walked into the kitchen and poured a splash of liquid into Dana’s glass, handing it back to her.
“Try that.”
Dana held it to her lips and sipped, unimpressed with the flavor of Donna Kennard’s Christmas Eggnog.
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I like that last comment from another story right? If not ignore this comment. Meanwhile Lu and I are going to do our Christmas shopping, you can say we are finally coming up for air, she is an animal, good thing I have all this energy for her. Give my regards to Sally.
OMG….I thought of your story tonight as the family decorated Christmas cookies and we put on Christmas Vacation. Your story is cracking my just as much as that damn movie. Maybe you should have Bette kick the crap out of a plastic Santa and reindeer. Thank you for this story. pps
There is so much to love about this story and chapter….but the last wolves comment….Priceless
Great post!! This is so funny. PPS
yes, wolves would be easier as far as decorations but maybe you should read spumoni’s story LOL great update, it totally put me into christmas spirit, especially since i have to work the whole time
lol…too funy
nice update there will Bette see why the lights aint working?ihope she sorts it
really love this! its one of those fuzzy wuzzy stories :) can’t wait for the next chapter!
Love this story and that last page was a corker. So funny. Someone asked why Tina is so sad, I think it is because Bette initially did not want to be there and that has colored the entire trip. And to have brought the gang to Carolina was not something she wanted to do. The wolf comment was hilarious. PPS
Sound like my house,we started in Nov.We have a full size mangrt with sheeps camel and the donkey wise men sheep/ a12 ft sled that 4 can set in also all the reindeers. 199 little snowmen to put around the sidewalk with lights, 8″ snow man and a full size[for little children can go into 3″ elvies abd lots of large candy canes. So yes my laye husband and I maded them all her cut I painted. This will be my last yr as I will past it on to G/G kids. So I do feel sorry for bette. what is wrong with Tina Tina Mom is something else and Our Dana oh how we loved her. Have a wonderful Holiday and New Year thanks
Freaking genius !!!
THE WOLF REFERENCE!! HAHAHA ohhhand i love Dane and her eggnog! =0) Thanks for another great post. can’t wait for your next!
OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY!
Certainly a fantastic update. Can’t wait for more
Fabulous update….especially liked the comment by Bette about the wolf dens. Thanks again. pps.
LMFAO :-) this story is so funny. Love the wolf comment. PPS :-)
That was incredibly funny and fun to read too, you are the queen of comedy my dear lovely Gamby and I am so excited about your story and all the moments we get to witness while the story unfold. Thank you so much for writing this story in a beautiful season like this and I wish you a very happy holiday. Love
Woot! for the ‘wolves’ reference!!! Lovin’ it! Just Lovin’ it!!! PPS!
That was sooo funny. Thanks!
ROFL love the wolves referrence, hahaha.. lol. :)PPS
This reminds me why Dana is so missed. Absolutely hilarious, Gumby! Poor Bette will need more than spiked eggnog to make it through the Kennard family Christmas. I can’t wait for the presents…especially since Donna went “all out”! I’m envisioning a Christmas sweater embroidered with “If it doesn’t taste good, spit it out”.
Poor Bette all that work and no lights. Whats up with Tina? So Love your writting. Thank you Gumby
why was/is Tina sad?? PPS!!!
OK so I’m waiting for someone to enter a room and flip the magic switch for the lights to come on! lol Christmas at the kennards sounds just as intense as they are at my house. PPS
LOL – Amazing story. Pure Bette – so many lights to check – ROLF.