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Christmas with the Kennards- Chapter 4
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“This can’t be good for my diet,” Dana said as she choked down the small amount of liquid.
“Isn’t that eggnog delicious?” Donna beamed as she bounded back into the room with a smile. “Let’s get these lights on the tree. “
Jacky gracefully walked by Dana, grabbing her mug of eggnog, to free her hands for stringing the lights. She walked into the kitchen, adding another splash of light rum to both her and Dana’s mug, making the liquid bearable.
“Shane, you work with Tina to string the lights,” Donna said opening the first box of ornaments. “Dana and I will make sure we set the ornaments up just right.”
Dana took another sip of eggnog as she knelt beside Donna Kennard. She held up a round ornament, various colors splashed onto it, and frowned.
“What is this?” Dana asked as she allowed the ornament to hang from her finger with the red yarn that was attached to it.
“It’s a cat,” Tina said turning her head slightly to see.
“No really?”
“Really,” Tina said stretching to hand Shane a string of lights around the tree.
“Where are its ears?”
“I could never figure out why it was 4 different colors,” Jackie laughed. “I guess she was into the rainbow even back then.”
“I love that ornament,” Donna said placing her arm around Tina. “Tina made it in kindergarten. I could never part with it.”
Dana snorted as she took a rather large sip of eggnog, feeling the effects of the various shots of rum.
“This nog is good stuff!” Dana exclaimed holding the mug out in front of her. “Fill ‘er up!”
Donna happily took Dana’s mug and filled it high with the frothy liquid, neglecting the secret ingredient Tina and Jackie had provided. Dana eagerly held out her hands to accept the mug, but once she began to bring it to her mouth, Jackie swept in and retrieved the mug adding another splash of light rum to spice it up.
“The lights are done, Donna,” Shane said with a smile seeing the light reflect off the faces around her.
“Now we hang up these ornaments,” Jackie said, handing Shane a figure of Santa Claus.
“I can’t wait until Bette sees these ornaments,” Dana said chuckling feeling her head beginning to swim. “This is truly art.”
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I like that last comment from another story right? If not ignore this comment. Meanwhile Lu and I are going to do our Christmas shopping, you can say we are finally coming up for air, she is an animal, good thing I have all this energy for her. Give my regards to Sally.
OMG….I thought of your story tonight as the family decorated Christmas cookies and we put on Christmas Vacation. Your story is cracking my just as much as that damn movie. Maybe you should have Bette kick the crap out of a plastic Santa and reindeer. Thank you for this story. pps
There is so much to love about this story and chapter….but the last wolves comment….Priceless
Great post!! This is so funny. PPS
yes, wolves would be easier as far as decorations but maybe you should read spumoni’s story LOL great update, it totally put me into christmas spirit, especially since i have to work the whole time
lol…too funy
nice update there will Bette see why the lights aint working?ihope she sorts it
really love this! its one of those fuzzy wuzzy stories :) can’t wait for the next chapter!
Love this story and that last page was a corker. So funny. Someone asked why Tina is so sad, I think it is because Bette initially did not want to be there and that has colored the entire trip. And to have brought the gang to Carolina was not something she wanted to do. The wolf comment was hilarious. PPS
Sound like my house,we started in Nov.We have a full size mangrt with sheeps camel and the donkey wise men sheep/ a12 ft sled that 4 can set in also all the reindeers. 199 little snowmen to put around the sidewalk with lights, 8″ snow man and a full size[for little children can go into 3″ elvies abd lots of large candy canes. So yes my laye husband and I maded them all her cut I painted. This will be my last yr as I will past it on to G/G kids. So I do feel sorry for bette. what is wrong with Tina Tina Mom is something else and Our Dana oh how we loved her. Have a wonderful Holiday and New Year thanks
Freaking genius !!!
THE WOLF REFERENCE!! HAHAHA ohhhand i love Dane and her eggnog! =0) Thanks for another great post. can’t wait for your next!
OMG THAT WAS SO FUNNY!
Certainly a fantastic update. Can’t wait for more
Fabulous update….especially liked the comment by Bette about the wolf dens. Thanks again. pps.
LMFAO :-) this story is so funny. Love the wolf comment. PPS :-)
That was incredibly funny and fun to read too, you are the queen of comedy my dear lovely Gamby and I am so excited about your story and all the moments we get to witness while the story unfold. Thank you so much for writing this story in a beautiful season like this and I wish you a very happy holiday. Love
Woot! for the ‘wolves’ reference!!! Lovin’ it! Just Lovin’ it!!! PPS!
That was sooo funny. Thanks!
ROFL love the wolves referrence, hahaha.. lol. :)PPS
This reminds me why Dana is so missed. Absolutely hilarious, Gumby! Poor Bette will need more than spiked eggnog to make it through the Kennard family Christmas. I can’t wait for the presents…especially since Donna went “all out”! I’m envisioning a Christmas sweater embroidered with “If it doesn’t taste good, spit it out”.
Poor Bette all that work and no lights. Whats up with Tina? So Love your writting. Thank you Gumby
why was/is Tina sad?? PPS!!!
OK so I’m waiting for someone to enter a room and flip the magic switch for the lights to come on! lol Christmas at the kennards sounds just as intense as they are at my house. PPS
LOL – Amazing story. Pure Bette – so many lights to check – ROLF.